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Make Dwarfs/Dwarfism Genes a Spacebux Purchase. - LoveDoktor - 06-07-2020

That's right, spacemen. 

Did you know that there are, *at this very moment*, Dwarfs in SPACE? 

That right there is something I would play the SHIT out of. Unfortunately, only through the GOD-DEFYING methods that geneticists employ (or the off chance of spawning in as a Miner) may you be blessed with no shins and a craving for hard liquor that may or may not involve pure Ethanol.  If you're still not convinced, then think of all the practical applications! A barkeep that's about as big as the table he serves! A pissed sec officer that is built like a ROBUST trashcan! The possibilities are uh... Well they aren't limitless, but they would add a ton to Goon RP or just good ol' Goon fun.


RE: Make Dwarfs/Dwarfism Genes a Spacebux Purchase. - aft2001 - 06-07-2020

have dwarves spawn with a pickaxe or a mug of ale in their hand


RE: Make Dwarfs/Dwarfism Genes a Spacebux Purchase. - Erev - 06-07-2020

Only if it is made abundantly clear we are talking the space version of fantasy dwarves here.