Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[CaptainBravo]

i got owned

you forgot our fight at the start of the round(haha "fight," yeah right) and me taunting you out of your QM cubbyhole:

Rube Potter says, "Yes but my agents said not to"
Vaughn Moon punches Rube Potter!
Vaughn Moon knocks down Rube Potter!
Rube Potter says, "I hea--UGH"
Kiki Kolana [145.9] says, "Rube is dead"
Rube Potter [145.9] says, "Fuck you Moon"
Vaughn Moon [145.9] says, "you got wrecked"

Vaughn Moon [145.9] says, "come fight me rube"
Vaughn Moon [145.9] says, "we'll settle this like men or very angsty children"

[time]

Rube Potter says, "Hi"
Vaughn Moon glares.
Rube Potter says, "What"
Vaughn Moon gives Rube Potter the double deuce!
Rube Potter says, "dont look at me"
Rube Potter says, "THATS IT"
Rube Potter punches Vaughn Moon!
You have been protected from a hit to the chest.
Vaughn Moon punches Rube Potter!
Vaughn Moon stuns Rube Potter!
You activate the pipe bomb! 5 seconds!
Vaughn Moon throws the pipe bomb.
Rube Potter has been hit by the pipe bomb.
the pipe bomb explodes!
Rube Potter screams!

also i did the same thing to rob injun as he tried to break into the AI core:

Vaughn Moon punches Rob Injun!
Vaughn Moon punches Rob Injun!
Vaughn Moon punches Rob Injun!
Vaughn Moon punches Rob Injun!
Vaughn Moon stuns Rob Injun!
Rob Injun says, "w--OOF"
You activate the pipe bomb! 5 seconds!
Rob Injun says, "why"
Vaughn Moon throws the pipe bomb.
Rob Injun has been hit by the pipe bomb.
The soda machine beeps, "Decirprevo. The sophisticate's bottled water."
the pipe bomb explodes!

and blew the captain's arm off while he tried to sell superpowers in the market:

Vaughn Moon waves.
Paget Catleay asks, "want powers?"
Vaughn Moon shakes his head.
Vaughn Moon is holding his breath. It looks like he's trying to commit suicide.
You begin to recover.
You have given up life and succumbed to death.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
the athletic shorts catches on fire!
Paget Catleay's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Paget Catleay screams!