Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Trustworthy]

Pointer Ulery [145.9] says, "THE ELDRITCH GODS HAVE BLESSED ME"
Pointer Ulery [145.9] says, "With uh"
Pointer Ulery [145.9] says, "Salmonella"

Couldn't be bothered to upload the image online to post a link, so I just copy pasted the text. Oh and he was wearing the obsidian crown.