Goonhub
07-07-2013, 06:22 AM
Changeling acid spit, it is turd and not really acid.
When a changeling acid spits what it actually does is unleash a green nerf football crossed with a homing missile crossed with a house brick that seeks you out through walls doors and windows and smashes you in the skull, rendering you unconscious.
This /wonderful/ skill means now the changeling is free to go have a smoke, read the paper and generally relax, since you're knocked the fuck out and cannot hope to respond in any meaningful way, naturally this gives him plenty of time to walk up and neurotox you as well, while he's at it he can even get half way through chewing on your feet before you finally wake up and gasp forlornly at him because he is choking you.
Make acid spit an offensive weapon, make it splat the target with sticky burning acid (handily removing their helmets and masks for easier choking!), that way they have the choice to either stick around and fight the ling while their flesh sloughs off in bloody clumps (but doesn't interfere with their combat abilities or knock them out!) or run away and get some water and burn patches to replace their missing skin. Because currently acid spit is just a fancy word for 'instant knock out with no effort or skill required' and is the sole reason changelings are the shittiest of antagonists.
When a changeling acid spits what it actually does is unleash a green nerf football crossed with a homing missile crossed with a house brick that seeks you out through walls doors and windows and smashes you in the skull, rendering you unconscious.
This /wonderful/ skill means now the changeling is free to go have a smoke, read the paper and generally relax, since you're knocked the fuck out and cannot hope to respond in any meaningful way, naturally this gives him plenty of time to walk up and neurotox you as well, while he's at it he can even get half way through chewing on your feet before you finally wake up and gasp forlornly at him because he is choking you.
Make acid spit an offensive weapon, make it splat the target with sticky burning acid (handily removing their helmets and masks for easier choking!), that way they have the choice to either stick around and fight the ling while their flesh sloughs off in bloody clumps (but doesn't interfere with their combat abilities or knock them out!) or run away and get some water and burn patches to replace their missing skin. Because currently acid spit is just a fancy word for 'instant knock out with no effort or skill required' and is the sole reason changelings are the shittiest of antagonists.