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[EVENT] An SS13 Game Jam this way comes!
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I got to play around with bee implants during a round, and they turned out to be a success!

It took me a few rounds of scouring the station to figure out where they were located, until i had an epiphany that Bombini might have them. I hopped into a random pod on Donut 2.5, warped over to the space diner, and saw that Bombini's ship had been blown up. After a bit more scouring and remembering that Bombini had come back, I found her ship and saw that she did have them for 1000 credits each. After a bit of slots (managed to make 10,000 from only 100 credits) I purchased 10 injectors, put 5 in myself, then headed back to station.

I handed out a few bee injectors to random spacemens with one person taking an extra when I wasn't looking. From there it was a waiting game. I ran around the station, seeing if anyone was daring enough to kill me (or if I would die from the chaos). At one point I saw a hallway off to the side filled with gibs and 10 brown bees. The greedy spaceman had indeed died and left bees behind!

Eventually I made it over to escape, and saw a speedy syndicate running around. By then someone had injected me with nanobots, and one thing that does not trigger death implants is being borged. I begged this sinister speedster to end me quickly, and passed them my stun cane as they proceeded to beat the hell out of me. Sure enough, 25 bees exploded out of my corpse and stung them with a furious righteousness. They begged an admin for help, only to get helped off this mortal coil by getting Mike Tyson'd.

10/10 would bee implant again. I hope they do stay around as a Bombini vendor item, they seem appropriately priced to not be an impulse purchase (or a guaranteed purchase if the Captain embezzles the station funds).
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RE: [EVENT] An SS13 Game Jam this way comes! - by Dieting Hippo - 07-14-2019, 01:55 PM

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