post objects you wish had a suicide here

[TDHooligan]

I did some Sui-sci once and have a few that dont do anything.

Fire extinguisher: You "ride" on it and it launches you in the direction you are facing. Gibs you on collision or timed as a failsafe. No actual damage or explosion force on others.
Meat hook: Pretty obvious
Gibber: Also pretty obvious
Kitchen helper: You climb in and it ejects meatpaste

Stupid/bad ideas:
Money: Choke on it and deal losebreath/oxy damage depending on the amount. the more you use, the faster you suffocate in time
Rolling pin: You lay down, roll the pin over you, all the way from bottom to top and turn yourself into a uncooked meat pizza
Couch: You dig too deep into the cushions and it pulls you in (like the martian wall holes)
TV: You smash your face into the screen and it electrocutes you

Some that dont do anything and I dont have fun ideas for:
glass bottle, drinking glass, plate/bowl, sink

All of these ideas are glorious, especially the extinguisher, maybe the rolling pin could just flatten your head instead of your entire body.

Perhaps drinking from the sink til' your head/gut pops like a balloon would be a nice one too.