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post objects you wish had a suicide here
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I did some Sui-sci once and have a few that dont do anything.

Fire extinguisher: You "ride" on it and it launches you in the direction you are facing. Gibs you on collision or timed as a failsafe. No actual damage or explosion force on others.
Meat hook: Pretty obvious
Gibber: Also pretty obvious
Kitchen helper: You climb in and it ejects meatpaste

Stupid/bad ideas:
Money: Choke on it and deal losebreath/oxy damage depending on the amount. the more you use, the faster you suffocate in time
Rolling pin: You lay down, roll the pin over you, all the way from bottom to top and turn yourself into a uncooked meat pizza
Couch: You dig too deep into the cushions and it pulls you in (like the martian wall holes)
TV: You smash your face into the screen and it electrocutes you

Some that dont do anything and I dont have fun ideas for:
glass bottle, drinking glass, plate/bowl, sink
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RE: post objects you wish had a suicide here - by The Gorog - 06-30-2019, 02:38 AM

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