post objects you wish had a suicide here

[The Gorog]

I think I remember suggesting on the discord that suiciding with a computer should lead to your character typing in "OWL PORN" before wonk jumps out of the screen and drags them in.

Need to add wonks 'meatgaming' soundclip to that.
And if your idea itself doesnt work out, alternative would be the owlgib.