Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Grumpchkin]

You do a sweet pressure flip on the the standard naval mine!
You do a frontside cabbalerial on the SharkDrone BML-135b!
You do a aggro heli-pop on the the killer tomato!x2
You do a sick streetplant on the FishDrone CR-527b!
You do a blindside shove-it on the the rusted naval mine!
You do a bitchin' pressure flip on the SharkDrone BML-927b!x3

You do a sicknasty kickback on the the rusted naval mine!x15

You hear an extremely loud noise!

Your ears ring very badly!

The ringing overpowers your ability to hear momentarily.

Tove Jansson 's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!

Tove Jansson 's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!

Your skateboard is somehow destroyed!

God I love skate nirvana