Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[NateTheSquid]

You calm down.
You no longer feel the need to raise your voice.
You feel wide awake.
The tingling in your skin fades.
You feel fit!
You no longer feel awful and sick all over.
You weren't a true Scot after all.
Your vision is no longer blurry.
You don't feel like smiling anymore.
You feel firmly rooted in place again.
Your guts settle down.
You stop warping and contorting. Phew, what a relief...
You feel okay.
You feel well co-ordinated again.
You feel much more hygenic.

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