Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[warcrimes]

So it's the second round I bible fart in front of the telescientist.

Adam Nehaldo farts on the bible.
A mysterious force smites Adam Nehaldo!

Frederick Cooper says, "THIS MAN IS CAUSING ME EMOTIONAL TRAUMA YET AGAIN"
Frederick Cooper says, "SOMEONE ARREST THE BIBLEFARTED PIECES OF ADAM NEHALDO"

PORT states, "Suicide is the right of every sapient being."

I should have gotten a log of it but we were a bunch of people in the chapel and almost without prompt four of us biblefarted on after the other and the fifth was just absolutely not happy.