Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

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So it's the second round I bible fart in front of the telescientist.

Adam Nehaldo farts on the bible.
A mysterious force smites Adam Nehaldo!

Frederick Cooper says, "THIS MAN IS CAUSING ME EMOTIONAL TRAUMA YET AGAIN"
Frederick Cooper says, "SOMEONE ARREST THE BIBLEFARTED PIECES OF ADAM NEHALDO"

PORT states, "Suicide is the right of every sapient being."