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12-04-2018, 03:37 PM
Punch Monster [1]
You continue spamming resist until your mouse button smokes a little.
Unfortunately for you, drowning, losing blood, and being unconscious all the while is fairly ROBUST
You gain consciousness for about a second, hear a fart, and pass out again.
... a moment later, you're being dragged down a wet but distinctly O2/N2-filled hallway. You konk-out for a while.
Shitty Bill [1]
You inhale water silently & stare at the wall.
Your stomach grumbles and you fart.
You inhale more water.
Adrian Clarke [4] vs Sam Eagle [1](+1:Surgeon)
Adrian staples the dead arm to Jack while Sam begins sawing this cop's thick skull open.
Presto, it's a gooey pink mess on the operating table! time to put it into a-
* * * ! ! !
Adrian yoinks the brain- Tosses it into the air like a clay pidgeon, and -
Jack Jackson [6]
* P E W *
You shoot the thinkpiece right out of the room. It lands in the hallway, a smoldering mess of burnt flesh, blood, and evidence of medical malpractice.
Wiggles Wigglesby [3] & Selladore Kaine [3]
The Monkey gains its bearings and begins scribbling upon a paper. it reads:
The botanist gestures at the plants.
The chimp nods.
The man points to the spliff in his hand.
The simian acquiesces.
The green bean with shoes whips out his hand cannon and does a little spin around the room.
Mr Wigglesby dances.
Somehow through the power of an altered state of mind, you've bonded & can understand each other. It is serene.
Flesh Utopia [6]
You wait, powerfully.
You continue spamming resist until your mouse button smokes a little.
Unfortunately for you, drowning, losing blood, and being unconscious all the while is fairly ROBUST
You gain consciousness for about a second, hear a fart, and pass out again.
... a moment later, you're being dragged down a wet but distinctly O2/N2-filled hallway. You konk-out for a while.
Shitty Bill [1]
You inhale water silently & stare at the wall.
Your stomach grumbles and you fart.
You inhale more water.
Adrian Clarke [4] vs Sam Eagle [1](+1:Surgeon)
Adrian staples the dead arm to Jack while Sam begins sawing this cop's thick skull open.
Presto, it's a gooey pink mess on the operating table! time to put it into a-
* * * ! ! !
Adrian yoinks the brain- Tosses it into the air like a clay pidgeon, and -
Jack Jackson [6]
* P E W *
You shoot the thinkpiece right out of the room. It lands in the hallway, a smoldering mess of burnt flesh, blood, and evidence of medical malpractice.
Wiggles Wigglesby [3] & Selladore Kaine [3]
The Monkey gains its bearings and begins scribbling upon a paper. it reads:
Quote:Hello I am a monkey and woke up here what is going on?Selladore stares at the paper for an uncomfortable amount of time, then smiles and giggles a little.
The botanist gestures at the plants.
The chimp nods.
The man points to the spliff in his hand.
The simian acquiesces.
The green bean with shoes whips out his hand cannon and does a little spin around the room.
Mr Wigglesby dances.
Somehow through the power of an altered state of mind, you've bonded & can understand each other. It is serene.
Flesh Utopia [6]
You wait, powerfully.