Forum Game: The Point Giving AI

[Technature]

Turn 12

Current Wares:
Cloaking Field Generator - For when you really gotta hide that horrifying death trap. - Illegal - Use:Cancel all item use this turn. - 73 points
Pen - I'm pretty sure the sword could wreck that thing? - Use:Edit a law.  Doesn't consume the single law per turn action. - 3 Points
Seed - Someday, it'll be somethin special. ~Some weirdo - Unusable:In three turns, changes into a random item in the current store. - 1 point

Clown Upgrades:
Interest: All points earned increased 10%. - 500 points
Insurance: Point loss from other players decreased 10%. - 700 points
Item Vault: All clowns choose an item in their inventory.  That item cannot be stolen nor used this turn under any circumstance. - 400 points
Clown Make-up: Used when an item is used against a clown.  That item has no affect.  10% chance of success. - 300 points Purchased!
Free Trade: As a free action, swap a random item with a random item of another player.  Doesn't trigger affects or counters. - 1000 points

Actions:
NateTheSquid buys the Bulletproof Vest.
John Warcrimes decided we needed more honking in life.
Who the fuck just honked?  Was it you, pizzatiger?
New525 invented a new dance he calls the honk.
InternetDweller honked like no man has ever honked.

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All right, let's see...all right!  Time for a reset.  
1...2...3...and bam.  Back to square one on our laws.  Let's see the new things we come up with.