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11-27-2018, 09:40 AM
Jack Jackson [3] & Adrian Clarke [2]
You queue up a robot arm. The machine whirrs and stalls. Out of materials.
You find a light arm laying around. It'll do i guess.
You start applying it when you're interrupted by the roboticist returning with his prized corpse.
Sam Eagle [2]
You walk into robotics with your secoff corpse and find the HoS & Adrian looting your parts bin.
"Hey, i'm trynna get a borg goin here, can you not?" You offer this corpse's arm as a replacement for the HoS's stump. Adrian shrugs. It's probably tougher than a scrawny borg arm anyway.
The three of you begin the surgery process.
[4][4] Sam Eagle whistles a country tune. It reminds you of your home, far away
Punch Monster [2]
"Yes! Help me or go to jail!" you shout at Bill
Bill does not respond.
You fish out your medkit and patch yourself up a little bit, but your damage is racking up.
Before you can jab yourself with epinepherine, you're stunned for a moment. You inch closer to Bill and try to grab him, then black out for a few seconds.
Shitty Bill [3]
some meat-blob with two meat limbs drags you 2 tiles and passes out.
Wiggles Wigglesby [2]
You jump into a mail chute and pull the cord- You slap at the controls near the "Bridge" button.
*clang* - *BANG* - thud
You're flung out of a mailchute in Botany
There's a lot of weed.
Selladore Kaine [5]
You roll a fat doobie of rainbow-iridescent underwater california bud.
As you're about to light up, you hear some clanging under the astroturf floor.
Suddenly, there's An Monkey, soaked to the bone, gasping for air on the ground. He seems relieved to be here. You toke the spliff and forget about the world.
Flesh Utopia [3]
The Clown stares at Kickflip Brozinski intently.
What's he gonna do? Who you gonna call?
You queue up a robot arm. The machine whirrs and stalls. Out of materials.
You find a light arm laying around. It'll do i guess.
You start applying it when you're interrupted by the roboticist returning with his prized corpse.
Sam Eagle [2]
You walk into robotics with your secoff corpse and find the HoS & Adrian looting your parts bin.
"Hey, i'm trynna get a borg goin here, can you not?" You offer this corpse's arm as a replacement for the HoS's stump. Adrian shrugs. It's probably tougher than a scrawny borg arm anyway.
The three of you begin the surgery process.
[4][4] Sam Eagle whistles a country tune. It reminds you of your home, far away
Punch Monster [2]
"Yes! Help me or go to jail!" you shout at Bill
Bill does not respond.
You fish out your medkit and patch yourself up a little bit, but your damage is racking up.
Before you can jab yourself with epinepherine, you're stunned for a moment. You inch closer to Bill and try to grab him, then black out for a few seconds.
Shitty Bill [3]
some meat-blob with two meat limbs drags you 2 tiles and passes out.
Wiggles Wigglesby [2]
You jump into a mail chute and pull the cord- You slap at the controls near the "Bridge" button.
*clang* - *BANG* - thud
You're flung out of a mailchute in Botany
There's a lot of weed.
Selladore Kaine [5]
You roll a fat doobie of rainbow-iridescent underwater california bud.
As you're about to light up, you hear some clanging under the astroturf floor.
Suddenly, there's An Monkey, soaked to the bone, gasping for air on the ground. He seems relieved to be here. You toke the spliff and forget about the world.
Flesh Utopia [3]
The Clown stares at Kickflip Brozinski intently.
What's he gonna do? Who you gonna call?