11-15-2018, 05:57 AM
Ooh, monkeys! The most honest of all crewman. I salute the biggest and scariest of the Primal Legion (by farting and averting my gaze to seem non-threatening, giving the alpha's dominance boner the stroking of a lifetime) and handing it one of my pipebombs. I then peace the fuck outta medbay before the simian shitheads loose their shit.
If I make it out of medbay in one piece, I go look for dinnerplates and mousetraps.
If I make it out of medbay in one piece, I go look for dinnerplates and mousetraps.