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11-13-2018, 02:04 PM
Sam Eagle [3]
You begin searching for someone to 'borg when your PDA beeps.
Death Alert: SecOff in Interrogation Room. Brute 400.
Seems like a likely place to check, so you head toward there. The AI borg follows, with pretense of opening doors for you.
There's a little bit of blood in the sec lobby but you don't see a corpse.
Selladore Kaine [4] vs Rubber Johnson [4]
You laugh your most suspiciously evil laugh:
"Fortunately for me, I'm not in the business of cleaning up messes this fine day. Unlucky for you."
You fire your suppressed pistol at Rubber Johnson, who eats a pellet to the chest.
Johnson runs away down the hall, presumably to get help, leaving a fine trail of blood. You retreat into your department.
Adrian Clarke [5] and Jack Jackson [3] vs SecOff [Automatic 1]
It's time to tie up some loose ends.
Adrian Clarke digs into his PDA notes to find some poetry, and begins reciting:
*AHEM* "One day while Andy was mastur-"
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG-
Jack Jackson shoots the Security Officer point blank, six times, in the head.
"You weren't really going to make him sit through that, were you? you're a fucking sadist."
Punch Monster [5]
You look left, then right, then left again. Nobody in this medbay seems any amount concerned about the flashing red lights.
That's quaint. You throw Shitty Bill at the nearest MD, fart at him loads, grab a standard medkit, and bolt out the door in a perfect display of grey shirt flexxing.
Before you leave you notice there's a fuckton of monkies roaming around the general ward. Huh.
Ada O'Hara [3]
Bingo Bango - it's a flamethrower, but the tank is empty.
better watch out walking through scanners now
Wiggles Wigglesby [6]
You climb into a mailchute in the general ward and pop out inside genetics, landing in the lap of a geneticist who is still too goddamn zoned-out to notice you. Taking advantage of the situation, you grab his jumpsuit and tear it right off, shove him into disposals, and flush it. You're alone in Genetics, with most of a geneticist's stuff, including ID.
Kickflip Brozinski [5] vs Flesh Utopia [1]
Kickflip Brozinski says [145.9] "listen, clown, if I can get your stupid crayons back to you, can you at least return my buffer without a fight? I'm absolutely getting it back either way though. I'm just... fighting's not in my nature. Because I'm so good at it. I totally took it easy on you there earlier."
Flesh Utopia says [145.9] "Uhhhhh yeah the fuck i guess?"
he bought it
You run to tool storage and find this https://wiki.ss13.co/Tool_Storage#Oshan
You begin searching for someone to 'borg when your PDA beeps.
Death Alert: SecOff in Interrogation Room. Brute 400.
Seems like a likely place to check, so you head toward there. The AI borg follows, with pretense of opening doors for you.
There's a little bit of blood in the sec lobby but you don't see a corpse.
Selladore Kaine [4] vs Rubber Johnson [4]
You laugh your most suspiciously evil laugh:
"Fortunately for me, I'm not in the business of cleaning up messes this fine day. Unlucky for you."
You fire your suppressed pistol at Rubber Johnson, who eats a pellet to the chest.
Johnson runs away down the hall, presumably to get help, leaving a fine trail of blood. You retreat into your department.
Adrian Clarke [5] and Jack Jackson [3] vs SecOff [Automatic 1]
It's time to tie up some loose ends.
Adrian Clarke digs into his PDA notes to find some poetry, and begins reciting:
*AHEM* "One day while Andy was mastur-"
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG-
Jack Jackson shoots the Security Officer point blank, six times, in the head.
"You weren't really going to make him sit through that, were you? you're a fucking sadist."
Punch Monster [5]
You look left, then right, then left again. Nobody in this medbay seems any amount concerned about the flashing red lights.
That's quaint. You throw Shitty Bill at the nearest MD, fart at him loads, grab a standard medkit, and bolt out the door in a perfect display of grey shirt flexxing.
Before you leave you notice there's a fuckton of monkies roaming around the general ward. Huh.
Ada O'Hara [3]
Bingo Bango - it's a flamethrower, but the tank is empty.
better watch out walking through scanners now
Wiggles Wigglesby [6]
You climb into a mailchute in the general ward and pop out inside genetics, landing in the lap of a geneticist who is still too goddamn zoned-out to notice you. Taking advantage of the situation, you grab his jumpsuit and tear it right off, shove him into disposals, and flush it. You're alone in Genetics, with most of a geneticist's stuff, including ID.
Kickflip Brozinski [5] vs Flesh Utopia [1]
Kickflip Brozinski says [145.9] "listen, clown, if I can get your stupid crayons back to you, can you at least return my buffer without a fight? I'm absolutely getting it back either way though. I'm just... fighting's not in my nature. Because I'm so good at it. I totally took it easy on you there earlier."
Flesh Utopia says [145.9] "Uhhhhh yeah the fuck i guess?"
he bought it
You run to tool storage and find this https://wiki.ss13.co/Tool_Storage#Oshan