Goonhub
11-07-2018, 04:46 PM
kay sorry its been a hell of a day -
Kickflip Brozinski [4] vs Flesh Utopia [6]
You start running away from the deranged clown, not exactly stopping to close doors behind you, so this guy is more or less on your tail so to speak.
You question the AI: [145.9] "Where the heck did that chimp go?"
say "; fuck" states [145.9] "Genetics"
Crap, thats back the way you came from, and you're not putting much of a gap between you and the jester.
why isn't he tripping? - You're gonna need a better plan than speed alone.
Sam Eagle [2]
You let yourself into father Warcrimes' office and start dragging his piano back to your workspace, presumably to have a really fuckin cool time with it.
You'd really enjoy this, if you hadn't slipped on the late padre's bowels on your way out.
Your jumpsuit is now bloody and messy, but who cares. You've got a piano, in robotics, for whatever.
Punch Monster [5]
You stuff your bag full of pranks and stuff Shitty Bill into your submarine.
You dock with the station near escape.
Wiggles Wigglesby [3]
You flip, which is nice to do.
Then you look for the nearest geneticist- but all you see is monkeys. Odd, how you gotta go through the monkey pen to actually get to the genetics consoles huh... A monkey is standing in the doorway the AI opened, allowing you free come-and-go with your new colleagues.
Jack Jackson [2]
You ask your partner in crime for his blessing to dispense with the hostage, and he replies "do whatever you want dude". Doesn't seem like a roaring endorsement, but he nods to the spot he's holding him...
You look through the HoS' satchell but find it's not very interesting, he tossed most of his roundstart stuff into his office it seems. There's a flash and a box of spare IDs.
Adrian Clarke [4] vs say "; fuck" [1]
You dismiss Jack's question and tell him to kill if he's hungry for it.
Then you focus on the real opposition- that pesky AI.
As if on cue, you spot his new shell as you leave the department.
say "; fuck" states "hey you got this under control right? Sam just got a new piano so I've got more important shit to do than babysit you"
and just like that, he's gone.
Go fucking figure.
Ada O'Hara [3]
With the outpost in this undisturbed state, you easily find a set of medkits and toss a couple full sets into your backpack.
I swear im the worst at doing anything on time.
Kickflip Brozinski [4] vs Flesh Utopia [6]
You start running away from the deranged clown, not exactly stopping to close doors behind you, so this guy is more or less on your tail so to speak.
You question the AI: [145.9] "Where the heck did that chimp go?"
say "; fuck" states [145.9] "Genetics"
Crap, thats back the way you came from, and you're not putting much of a gap between you and the jester.
why isn't he tripping? - You're gonna need a better plan than speed alone.
Sam Eagle [2]
You let yourself into father Warcrimes' office and start dragging his piano back to your workspace, presumably to have a really fuckin cool time with it.
You'd really enjoy this, if you hadn't slipped on the late padre's bowels on your way out.
Your jumpsuit is now bloody and messy, but who cares. You've got a piano, in robotics, for whatever.
Punch Monster [5]
You stuff your bag full of pranks and stuff Shitty Bill into your submarine.
You dock with the station near escape.
Wiggles Wigglesby [3]
You flip, which is nice to do.
Then you look for the nearest geneticist- but all you see is monkeys. Odd, how you gotta go through the monkey pen to actually get to the genetics consoles huh... A monkey is standing in the doorway the AI opened, allowing you free come-and-go with your new colleagues.
Jack Jackson [2]
You ask your partner in crime for his blessing to dispense with the hostage, and he replies "do whatever you want dude". Doesn't seem like a roaring endorsement, but he nods to the spot he's holding him...
You look through the HoS' satchell but find it's not very interesting, he tossed most of his roundstart stuff into his office it seems. There's a flash and a box of spare IDs.
Adrian Clarke [4] vs say "; fuck" [1]
You dismiss Jack's question and tell him to kill if he's hungry for it.
Then you focus on the real opposition- that pesky AI.
As if on cue, you spot his new shell as you leave the department.
say "; fuck" states "hey you got this under control right? Sam just got a new piano so I've got more important shit to do than babysit you"
and just like that, he's gone.
Go fucking figure.
Ada O'Hara [3]
With the outpost in this undisturbed state, you easily find a set of medkits and toss a couple full sets into your backpack.
I swear im the worst at doing anything on time.