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Horatio Jiggles [6]
You poke the crusher. You decide do to it again [5].
You poke the crusher. You decide to do it again [3].
You poke the crusher. It nearly snags your sleeve...
Yikes!
Selladore Kaine [5] vs Rubber Johnson [4]
You insist somewhat threateningly that these are Johnson's Nuts and offer him the satchell.
"I aint want your damn nutsack Selly! he shouts.
He flexes his muscles [1] trying to intimidate you, but it's pretty ineffective.
You bean him in the head with a potato. He's angry now.
you can easily initiate a decent brawl, or retreat behind your counter.
Jack Jackson [6]
You strip the HoS to his britches and put on all of his clothes & ID. If you decide to don a mask of some sort, you can now assume his identity if you do not speak.
Adrian Clarke [3][3](Matching!)
Adrian Clarke says, [145.9] "I'm on it AI!"
say "; fuck" states [145.9] "All-right dude, I'll give you a hand in a minute, just got me a shell"
Gotta make this place look above-deck before nanny AI gets here.
You drag the officer to interrogation and buckle him in, close the door. You also snag the P-A-B remote. Jack is dressed as the HoS, that might help your coverup.
Sam Eagle [2]
You trudge around with the gibs, and look for a viable brain.
You find Jhon Warcrimes's left arm, heart, and ID card (Chaplain), but no brain. From the looks of this messy bible aftermath, it wouldn't have been a live one anyway. You grab the ID card & Bible just in case.
Ada O'Hara [5]
Theres something going down, and by god you're not going down with it.
You acquire 3 remote signaling devices, and then make like a log & flush yourself to the research outpost.
A quick survey of the area reveals you are alone here.
Wiggles Wigglesby [5]
You scribble out :
and hold it to a camera.
The door opens- Success!
Then the radio crackles
say "; fuck" states [145.9] "You could at least say thanks, monkey"
Could you? No, actually, you could not. Stupid computer.
Kickflip Brozinski [1] vs Flesh Utopia, International Clown Of Mystery [6]
You tell him "Don't look at me dude. Monkey stole 'em. ID said his name was uh, Wuthering... no, umm... Waggles Witherby? Or-"!!!!!! WHACK You don't get to finish your thought, because you're on your ass, the clown is holding a scalpel, and just like that he's got you in a grab.
"Where the fuck are my crayons HONK" he gibbers.
You attempt to regain control of this bout- ([6] vs [5] ) - and you resist out of the grab. You're on your feet, but a little winded, and this clown is here to fuck you up.
(note: this character has a name now because he's becoming significant, but it's still the same clown from earlier)
Sorry about the space-lag by the way
You poke the crusher. You decide do to it again [5].
You poke the crusher. You decide to do it again [3].
You poke the crusher. It nearly snags your sleeve...
Yikes!
Selladore Kaine [5] vs Rubber Johnson [4]
You insist somewhat threateningly that these are Johnson's Nuts and offer him the satchell.
"I aint want your damn nutsack Selly! he shouts.
He flexes his muscles [1] trying to intimidate you, but it's pretty ineffective.
You bean him in the head with a potato. He's angry now.
you can easily initiate a decent brawl, or retreat behind your counter.
Jack Jackson [6]
You strip the HoS to his britches and put on all of his clothes & ID. If you decide to don a mask of some sort, you can now assume his identity if you do not speak.
Adrian Clarke [3][3](Matching!)
Adrian Clarke says, [145.9] "I'm on it AI!"
say "; fuck" states [145.9] "All-right dude, I'll give you a hand in a minute, just got me a shell"
Gotta make this place look above-deck before nanny AI gets here.
You drag the officer to interrogation and buckle him in, close the door. You also snag the P-A-B remote. Jack is dressed as the HoS, that might help your coverup.
Sam Eagle [2]
You trudge around with the gibs, and look for a viable brain.
You find Jhon Warcrimes's left arm, heart, and ID card (Chaplain), but no brain. From the looks of this messy bible aftermath, it wouldn't have been a live one anyway. You grab the ID card & Bible just in case.
Ada O'Hara [5]
Theres something going down, and by god you're not going down with it.
You acquire 3 remote signaling devices, and then make like a log & flush yourself to the research outpost.
A quick survey of the area reveals you are alone here.
Wiggles Wigglesby [5]
You scribble out :
Code:
"hi ai i am the genisist getenist dna doc but am too lazy to open the doors to my lab can u open 4 me please?:)
Also I hav accidently made myself dumb mute dumb with genes so cannot talk on the radio. :("The door opens- Success!
Then the radio crackles
say "; fuck" states [145.9] "You could at least say thanks, monkey"
Could you? No, actually, you could not. Stupid computer.
Kickflip Brozinski [1] vs Flesh Utopia, International Clown Of Mystery [6]
You tell him "Don't look at me dude. Monkey stole 'em. ID said his name was uh, Wuthering... no, umm... Waggles Witherby? Or-"!!!!!! WHACK You don't get to finish your thought, because you're on your ass, the clown is holding a scalpel, and just like that he's got you in a grab.
"Where the fuck are my crayons HONK" he gibbers.
You attempt to regain control of this bout- ([6] vs [5] ) - and you resist out of the grab. You're on your feet, but a little winded, and this clown is here to fuck you up.
(note: this character has a name now because he's becoming significant, but it's still the same clown from earlier)
Sorry about the space-lag by the way