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11-01-2018, 07:22 PM
Sellafore Kaine [5]
You tear out your plant trays and collect piles of nuts.
You've got Peanuts, Beer Nuts, Donuts, Deez Nuts, and Potatoes. The five food groups.
You PDA message Rubber Johnson that his nuts are ready.
"The hell? what did I ask for?"
He's on his way anyhow.
Adrian Clarke [2][4] vs SecOff [1]
You gather yourself and rush the security officer with your stun baton. It seems he was in the middle of a text box or something because 1, 2, he's down and he's cuffed. You take his radio.
Jack Jackson [2] vs HoS [0]
You briefly consider logging off to write an admin complaint, but you'll wait.
Instead you drag the HoS (who is dead) behind a table and take his ID. Looks like Adrian has got this other guy covered.
Sam Eagle [5]
You follow the walls into your office. on the way in, a medibot gives you a little hit of charcoal. You're starting to sober up! [5] You queue an interface board.
Punch Monster [4]
Walls? What walls. These? Steel sheets.
You assemble 3 pipe frames, and you've got a sheet left.
You take a shot for your old friend Jack.
Horatio Jiggles [3]
You *dance and poke the crusher. It pokes you back.
Ada O'Hara [4]
You begin a fairly lengthy synthesis of medicines. This is going to take another turn.
Kickflip Brozinski [4]
You get to the buffer and decide to flip a coin. It comes up Tails [5] - You hop on the ol' girl and putter back to medbay. You make it to the doors and start cleaning (it will take another turn to complete).
Wiggles Wigglesby [2]
You snap to attention and start looking for the monkeys you know you smell.
You find the prison where your compatriots are kept but alas- the airlock beeps red.
it's almost like they don't want staff assistants in the monkeypen
Gonna need to find another way in.
You tear out your plant trays and collect piles of nuts.
You've got Peanuts, Beer Nuts, Donuts, Deez Nuts, and Potatoes. The five food groups.
You PDA message Rubber Johnson that his nuts are ready.
"The hell? what did I ask for?"
He's on his way anyhow.
Adrian Clarke [2][4] vs SecOff [1]
You gather yourself and rush the security officer with your stun baton. It seems he was in the middle of a text box or something because 1, 2, he's down and he's cuffed. You take his radio.
Jack Jackson [2] vs HoS [0]
You briefly consider logging off to write an admin complaint, but you'll wait.
Instead you drag the HoS (who is dead) behind a table and take his ID. Looks like Adrian has got this other guy covered.
Sam Eagle [5]
You follow the walls into your office. on the way in, a medibot gives you a little hit of charcoal. You're starting to sober up! [5] You queue an interface board.
Punch Monster [4]
Walls? What walls. These? Steel sheets.
You assemble 3 pipe frames, and you've got a sheet left.
You take a shot for your old friend Jack.
Horatio Jiggles [3]
You *dance and poke the crusher. It pokes you back.
Ada O'Hara [4]
You begin a fairly lengthy synthesis of medicines. This is going to take another turn.
Kickflip Brozinski [4]
You get to the buffer and decide to flip a coin. It comes up Tails [5] - You hop on the ol' girl and putter back to medbay. You make it to the doors and start cleaning (it will take another turn to complete).
Wiggles Wigglesby [2]
You snap to attention and start looking for the monkeys you know you smell.
You find the prison where your compatriots are kept but alas- the airlock beeps red.
it's almost like they don't want staff assistants in the monkeypen
Gonna need to find another way in.