Goonhub
10-23-2018, 08:13 AM
Late Post: Turn 10
Sorry, work schedule has been a bit wonky and wasn't sure if AFK players were comin' back, then i fell asleep.
Rocco Berry [4]
You locate your cartridge and start tapping away.
The moment you hit send, your PDA lights up again, as do, you assume, all of the others.
... crap, shoulda proofread more than the frequency.
Everyone:
PDA message from : "Friemds of Tanhony"
Are you tired of low wages and no sick days? Self-righteous Regional Directors screaming at you, telling you to stop slacking off? Brave and moral Staff Assistant Union Reps mysteriously showing up mangled and mutilated in the morgue?
Ella Oats [1] vs Adrian Clarke [6]
Ella looks into Hydro and peers at the Security Officer before her, smoking something.
"Officer, is that a blunt?"
"I have no idea. Maybe? I may have just smoked a potato. And I think that's the real crime here- absolutely none of these plants are labeled. If i had cataracts, why I'd go blind by the time I managed to find a decent bud in this department. Jot that down, inspector. No good. No good."
Adrian Clarke pings the AI for the botanist's location and marches out of Hydro. Ella, shaken, notes that Hydroponics is disorganized at best, and continues on her way. ... I'm not even sure he *was* smoking...
ALERT: Horatio Jiggles has signed up as Staff Assistant
Horatio Jiggles [3]
You jump out of your sub wreckage with extreme prejudice and narrowly miss falling onto your ass.
You run west and into the smelter room- but the shutters are closed. ... maybe waste disposal was a smarter bet.
Wiggles Wigglesby
You quickly give up on this... questionably ethical doctor.
You head west from medbay first, coming to the Chapel [1]. It's empty. as usual, save for a pile of guts and gibs spread across the altar. as usual.
Next up, you hit crew quarters, [6] - and hey, there's someone in there! standing next to a box of crayons and a pen. You quickly scribble out "Hey can you help me get an ID?" and point to your paper. She nods.
Jack Jackson [3]
You pick a stool near the window and observe the majesty of nature.
A bartender bleeds on his workspace without care.
A janitor tries with futility to meet occupational standards.
A roboticist downs a suspicious drink and starts yelling at his pants.
You find peace. (next roll will have a small bonus)
Sam Eagle [5-2]
You head south out of the bar, and greet a staff assistant who pulls out a cyalume saber. He dissapears before you can implant him. Odd. You carry on your merry way, petting bumblespiders and wasps as you go.
Superlagg [3]
You now have control of Punch MonsterPunch MonsterPunch Mons
Sorry, work schedule has been a bit wonky and wasn't sure if AFK players were comin' back, then i fell asleep.
Rocco Berry [4]
You locate your cartridge and start tapping away.
The moment you hit send, your PDA lights up again, as do, you assume, all of the others.
... crap, shoulda proofread more than the frequency.
Everyone:
PDA message from : "Friemds of Tanhony"
Are you tired of low wages and no sick days? Self-righteous Regional Directors screaming at you, telling you to stop slacking off? Brave and moral Staff Assistant Union Reps mysteriously showing up mangled and mutilated in the morgue?
Ella Oats [1] vs Adrian Clarke [6]
Ella looks into Hydro and peers at the Security Officer before her, smoking something.
"Officer, is that a blunt?"
"I have no idea. Maybe? I may have just smoked a potato. And I think that's the real crime here- absolutely none of these plants are labeled. If i had cataracts, why I'd go blind by the time I managed to find a decent bud in this department. Jot that down, inspector. No good. No good."
Adrian Clarke pings the AI for the botanist's location and marches out of Hydro. Ella, shaken, notes that Hydroponics is disorganized at best, and continues on her way. ... I'm not even sure he *was* smoking...
ALERT: Horatio Jiggles has signed up as Staff Assistant
Horatio Jiggles [3]
You jump out of your sub wreckage with extreme prejudice and narrowly miss falling onto your ass.
You run west and into the smelter room- but the shutters are closed. ... maybe waste disposal was a smarter bet.
Wiggles Wigglesby
You quickly give up on this... questionably ethical doctor.
You head west from medbay first, coming to the Chapel [1]. It's empty. as usual, save for a pile of guts and gibs spread across the altar. as usual.
Next up, you hit crew quarters, [6] - and hey, there's someone in there! standing next to a box of crayons and a pen. You quickly scribble out "Hey can you help me get an ID?" and point to your paper. She nods.
Jack Jackson [3]
You pick a stool near the window and observe the majesty of nature.
A bartender bleeds on his workspace without care.
A janitor tries with futility to meet occupational standards.
A roboticist downs a suspicious drink and starts yelling at his pants.
You find peace. (next roll will have a small bonus)
Sam Eagle [5-2]
You head south out of the bar, and greet a staff assistant who pulls out a cyalume saber. He dissapears before you can implant him. Odd. You carry on your merry way, petting bumblespiders and wasps as you go.
Superlagg [3]
You now have control of Punch MonsterPunch MonsterPunch Mons