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10-18-2018, 03:37 PM
(This post was last modified: 10-18-2018, 03:38 PM by warcrimes. Edited 1 time in total.)
Turn SE7EN (the movie)
Jack Jackson [6]
You scurry back to tech storage like an absolute LEDGE.
Toolbelt: Check.
Toolbox: Check.
Transfer: Check.
CooLook: Checkeroo.
Oh hey look a Flash. You stuff that in the toolbelt too.
Selladore Kaine [5]
You're a busy dude with a big name-
You PDA message Rubber Johnson [3] "They're coming along big and great! But what's updog?"
Your PDA lights up- "is- uh, That's what she said?" He doesn't seem sure how to respond anymore.
You acknowledge Kickflip's request, grab your triple citrus from the docking bay, and focus on your seed vendor.
This is going to take a screwdriver and a wirecutter, if you're to nab some seeds for the ol' Woodstock Coleslaw.
Wiggles Wigglesby [3] vs "the clown" [1]
You follow the clown through maintenance and wait for the inevitable.
About 15 paces in, the clown catches a facefull of floor plating. You slap him around for good measure.
"the clown" stammers, [145.9] "hhhhooonnkkkk!"
say "; fuck" states, [145.9] "that was a test please ignore"
You've acquired PAPER! The clown might have crayons or markers hidden on their person.
Sam Eagle [6]
Satisfied with the state of affairs in the bar, you return to robotics to find your translators are all done, somehow. Good enough!
You implant yourself and the Medical Director, and begin wandering around looking for other potential trans-humanist teammates. (implanting a willing player is an effortless action now)
Robotic Talk: say "; fuck" states, "hey sam, im bored, let me know if you need something
Kickflip Brozinski [3]
Oooh baby that's a mess.
You grab the necessary wet floor signs and start mopping the heck out of this trail of blood-
but of course nobody ever looks at the signs.
You've just caught up with Granadillo Graves when you see a Staff Assistant land on her ass, followed closely by some secoff on a fancy segway. What a circus.
Adrian Clarke [2]
You stuff the ticket into your bag and worry about your mid-year evaluation.
You hop onto a space segway and start off toward Hydro. There's no way that won't come up. They're going to want an explanation, why was selling equipment, wasn't i briefed on armory protocol, ugh, i can already hear the HoS chiding-
You're startled from your thoughts as you fly head-first over your handlebars in the middle of the cafeteria. A hapless staff-assistant [4] is lying on the floor next to you, mildly injured. Great. She steals your segway, and you walk the short distance to Hydroponics.
Alert: Rocco Berry has signed up as Staff Assistant.
Rocco Berry [6]
You hop out of your sub wreckage and miraculously avoid all the oil around you.
You line your pockets with standard issue crowbar & salbutamol, like you own the place.
This is going to be a good day.
Jack Jackson [6]
You scurry back to tech storage like an absolute LEDGE.
Toolbelt: Check.
Toolbox: Check.
Transfer: Check.
CooLook: Checkeroo.
Oh hey look a Flash. You stuff that in the toolbelt too.
Selladore Kaine [5]
You're a busy dude with a big name-
You PDA message Rubber Johnson [3] "They're coming along big and great! But what's updog?"
Your PDA lights up- "is- uh, That's what she said?" He doesn't seem sure how to respond anymore.
You acknowledge Kickflip's request, grab your triple citrus from the docking bay, and focus on your seed vendor.
This is going to take a screwdriver and a wirecutter, if you're to nab some seeds for the ol' Woodstock Coleslaw.
Wiggles Wigglesby [3] vs "the clown" [1]
You follow the clown through maintenance and wait for the inevitable.
About 15 paces in, the clown catches a facefull of floor plating. You slap him around for good measure.
"the clown" stammers, [145.9] "hhhhooonnkkkk!"
say "; fuck" states, [145.9] "that was a test please ignore"
You've acquired PAPER! The clown might have crayons or markers hidden on their person.
Sam Eagle [6]
Satisfied with the state of affairs in the bar, you return to robotics to find your translators are all done, somehow. Good enough!
You implant yourself and the Medical Director, and begin wandering around looking for other potential trans-humanist teammates. (implanting a willing player is an effortless action now)
Robotic Talk: say "; fuck" states, "hey sam, im bored, let me know if you need something
Kickflip Brozinski [3]
Oooh baby that's a mess.
You grab the necessary wet floor signs and start mopping the heck out of this trail of blood-
but of course nobody ever looks at the signs.
You've just caught up with Granadillo Graves when you see a Staff Assistant land on her ass, followed closely by some secoff on a fancy segway. What a circus.
Adrian Clarke [2]
You stuff the ticket into your bag and worry about your mid-year evaluation.
You hop onto a space segway and start off toward Hydro. There's no way that won't come up. They're going to want an explanation, why was selling equipment, wasn't i briefed on armory protocol, ugh, i can already hear the HoS chiding-
You're startled from your thoughts as you fly head-first over your handlebars in the middle of the cafeteria. A hapless staff-assistant [4] is lying on the floor next to you, mildly injured. Great. She steals your segway, and you walk the short distance to Hydroponics.
Alert: Rocco Berry has signed up as Staff Assistant.
Rocco Berry [6]
You hop out of your sub wreckage and miraculously avoid all the oil around you.
You line your pockets with standard issue crowbar & salbutamol, like you own the place.
This is going to be a good day.