The Goonstation Book of World Records

[Firebarrage]

1. Make sure it's measurable! Records like "number of crusher pokes" or "most deaths" are measurable. Things like "most annoying gimmick" are not. 

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If its measurable, has proof, and isnt a dick move then I'll post your record. If it is not all three of these things I will quote the rule and everyone will get a chance to laugh at you for being an idiot.