07-22-2018, 05:48 AM
The QM delivered a crate of erebite to medbay. I opened the crate just as another Assistant clicked on it again, instantly closing it. And so we rapidly opened and closed this crate full of deadly explosive rocks. Eventually Grifflez wandered by and the Assistant buggered off, leaving me to click on the crate by myself. As a result, I accidentally picked up a chunk of erebite and smacked it against another chunk of erebite, blowing Grifflez and half of medbay to smitheroons. Did I mention I wasn't an antag?
I shot off an ahelp reminding the staff that I'm a masterclass idiot and fixed the hole as a ghostdrone.
Another time, some Assistant was being a jerk, so I flushed him down disposals. Now this is all good fun on Cog2 where the crusherbelt moves about as fast as Bubs' mom coming from brunch, but we were on Cog1 where that belt ran faster than Bubs' mom headed to brunch. I think I managed to unknowingly gib more than a few people before I realized this. Whoops.
I shot off an ahelp reminding the staff that I'm a masterclass idiot and fixed the hole as a ghostdrone.
Another time, some Assistant was being a jerk, so I flushed him down disposals. Now this is all good fun on Cog2 where the crusherbelt moves about as fast as Bubs' mom coming from brunch, but we were on Cog1 where that belt ran faster than Bubs' mom headed to brunch. I think I managed to unknowingly gib more than a few people before I realized this. Whoops.