Make it so the CENTCOMM terminal in the bridge lets you contact centcomm on 1

[warcrimes]

Not if the person doing the support call is instructed to pretend as if they're a support line person and do the bare minimum to send backup to the station, and they have buttons that only activate after crappier buttons have been pressed with a cooldown in order of least to most useful.

"Best I can do right now for your murderer problem right now is I can send you a single meatball"

"Can I speak to your supervisor"

"uh he's conveniently gone"

That sounds amazing. What if it were some random off-Earth corporation that Centcom offloaded all their employee service calls to?

Space Tech Support Call Center, located in beautiful tropical Space Detroit, staffed exclusively by genetically-humanized monkeys.