Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Atlz90]

Context - AI had its name constantly screwed around with.





And a bunch of quotes from the russian servers

Marshall Gosling [Command] says, "Attention, heads."
Marshall Gosling [Command] says, "Please get a reserve copy of your DNA."
Marshall Gosling [Command] says, "Especially you, CE."
(CE)Roy Teagarden [145.9] says, "DYING BLYA"

You haven't seen how i was investigating a mysterious murder as the detective.
Place: Engineering
Victim: Braindead engineer
Wounds: Multiple wounds all over the body, died from brute
Murderer: Vending machines with food, cigarettes, and soda
Method: shot to death with food, cigarettes, a lighter and aluminium cans.
What is remarkable: as i entered engineering a vending machine fires syndiecakes at me.
This shit inspired me - now i'll tie people to chairs and hack vending machines around them.