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[Eibel]

Once my parents decided to bring the family to a really nice mexican restaurant. I looked at the menu for thirty seconds and ordered a cheeseburger with fries. I have never seen a more disappointed waiter in my life.

You are not alone in this crime

If you like tacos, order enchiladas (taco of beef, cheese, and/or chicken with sauce over it), or the 'taco salad' (basically a fried or baked tortilla filled with salad), or tostadas (flat tacos)
if not, go for fajitas (strips of x meat whatever you order)
also sopapillas are amazing (fried cinnamon and sugar pastry)
...rocky mountain oysters...are not oysters.