contracting HIV from eating monkey meat

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Monkey meat and synthetic meat are pretty much the only real ways to get more meat without murder.  Please don't punish the easiest way to make burgers.

well when i was half asleep typing this up i was coming more from the angle that you would contract this through consumption of raw/improperly cooked meat

That's reasonable.

Easting things that fuck you up should be somewhat punishing.