Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

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Dr. Floorpills [145.9] says, "OPEN THE DOOR YOU GOSH DANG SINNER"

Dr. Floorpills [145.9] says, "HECK"

Dr. Floorpills [145.9] says, "HECKING OPEN THE GOSHING DANGING DOOR"

Emma Yorkshire [145.9] says, "DON'T USE GOSH'S NAME IN VAIN OR YOU'LL GO TO HECK"

I.M.C.O.D.E.R. [145.9] states, "I suppose their ears are too blocked from sin."

Galactic System Update

Station Naming Ceremony Completion Detection Algorithm

The new station name is The server with all your friends on it.


Alert: The emergency shuttle has been called.

- - - Reason: all my friends are dead

It will arrive in 10 minutes.