Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Readster]

Felix Dangers asks, "What was that? My job is to get drunk at the bar?"
Felix Dangers exclaims, "Can do!"

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Dr. Floorpills "I am going to beat you to death and then clone you"
Dr. Floorpills "Then beat that clone to death"
Dr. Floorpills "And clone that clone"
Dr. Floorpills "And then use that clone's corpse as a battering ram to crack that clone torso open"
Dr. Floorpills "And then make a sculpture out of all of your corpses you piece of shit"