How would you respond to the following scenarios?

[Dr Zoidcrab]

This is interesting, personally I would execute the objective driven stealth traitor and c-saber nerd, and let the footballer and pants-down cloaker off with mere humiliation.

I'd take an entertaining rampage traitor or a bumbling fool over a wordless assassin any day, especially not an objective driven murderer who's unlikely to give up even after being stripped of all his toys.