Goonhub
12-07-2017, 12:19 AM
(This post was last modified: 12-07-2017, 12:21 AM by Technature. Edited 2 times in total.)
1A:Tell the rest of the team of the possibility of potential cloaking crimes, making sure to point out the person hasn't actually done anything yet. Keep an ear out on the radio for problems possibly relating to the person.
1B:Tell security something invisible is annoying me and DAMN IT I'M JUST TRYING TO ENJOY MY CHEESEBURGER IN PEACE!
1C:Attempt to barter for the cloaker. Failing that, attempt to robust the cloaker from his possession. Die horribly. Blame literally everything but me as a ghost.
2A:The person did the bad, the person does the time. Arrest them, confiscate the illegals, and throw them in the brig for two-three minutes. Tell them to not do the bad again.
2B:Pretty much the same as above, but keep the illegals as souvenirs. Also, if it exists, yell at security for not doing their job.
2C:Steal the Emag. Run like hell. Die anyways. Blame literally everything but me as a ghost.
3A:Stun the bitch Remove all the gear. Slam that fucker in the port-a-brig that I summoned like a not moron. Rampaging is pretty bad, but doing it LOUDLY? UNACCEPTABLE! 4 MINUTES IN THE BABY JAIL! Maybe throw in a beating if they're an asshole about the entire thing.
3B:Hey? What's that? Beyond the door? Is it space? I think it is. Go say hi to space friend. It wants to hug you. Retrieve the corpse to borgify and proceed to mock the borg. Tell it to bother someone else after it inevitably goes brobot.
3C:Claim to be the hero that the station deserved. Fuck up somehow and get slammed into the floor, dying horribly. Blame literally everything but me as a ghost.
4A: Handcuff them and take what is no doubt all the illegals. This guy did pretty terrible shit. Ask the captain or HoS (or authorize it as the HoS) to make a public execution. Make sure everyone is provided with tomatoes or eggs. But AFTER the explosion implant is taken out.
4B: Death by C-saber Irony. Borg and mock.
4C:Beat them to death with the toolbox I'm carrying around and slice them a bit with the C-saber...just in time for someone to confuse me as the traitor. Get beaten to death for being the hero. Blame literally everything but me as a ghost.
1B:Tell security something invisible is annoying me and DAMN IT I'M JUST TRYING TO ENJOY MY CHEESEBURGER IN PEACE!
1C:Attempt to barter for the cloaker. Failing that, attempt to robust the cloaker from his possession. Die horribly. Blame literally everything but me as a ghost.
2A:The person did the bad, the person does the time. Arrest them, confiscate the illegals, and throw them in the brig for two-three minutes. Tell them to not do the bad again.
2B:Pretty much the same as above, but keep the illegals as souvenirs. Also, if it exists, yell at security for not doing their job.
2C:Steal the Emag. Run like hell. Die anyways. Blame literally everything but me as a ghost.
3A:Stun the bitch Remove all the gear. Slam that fucker in the port-a-brig that I summoned like a not moron. Rampaging is pretty bad, but doing it LOUDLY? UNACCEPTABLE! 4 MINUTES IN THE BABY JAIL! Maybe throw in a beating if they're an asshole about the entire thing.
3B:Hey? What's that? Beyond the door? Is it space? I think it is. Go say hi to space friend. It wants to hug you. Retrieve the corpse to borgify and proceed to mock the borg. Tell it to bother someone else after it inevitably goes brobot.
3C:Claim to be the hero that the station deserved. Fuck up somehow and get slammed into the floor, dying horribly. Blame literally everything but me as a ghost.
4A: Handcuff them and take what is no doubt all the illegals. This guy did pretty terrible shit. Ask the captain or HoS (or authorize it as the HoS) to make a public execution. Make sure everyone is provided with tomatoes or eggs. But AFTER the explosion implant is taken out.
4B: Death by C-saber Irony. Borg and mock.
4C:Beat them to death with the toolbox I'm carrying around and slice them a bit with the C-saber...just in time for someone to confuse me as the traitor. Get beaten to death for being the hero. Blame literally everything but me as a ghost.