Goonhub
12-06-2017, 07:18 PM
1A: I grab the cloak. I attempt to question them. If they give a good/funny response they get a by. If they don't reply I arrest them, take any contraband they have, and put it in a disclosed, loosely secured area. Anything outright murderous either goes with me or to an undisclosed, highly secured area. Then I get treated like Hitler, the end.
1B: I grab the cloak and question them, but give it back to them regardless. They know I know, I know they know I know, we know I know they know I know and that's what's important.
1C: I'd fart on they face. My 'well-equipped' these days is wearing pants.
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2A: As sec I'm the antagonist's antagonist, provided I'm not already drunk in the bar for rolling sec. I arrest they ass and take they shit in the same manner as 1A. A game's fun is derived from challenge. No challenge means no fun for no no body.
//Before I get called on that 'As sec I'm' -- No, I don't view sec as having some overarching mission or protocol; they're mall cops and can be just as dumb as anyone else on the station. There's no 'right way' and to each their own. Simple ya?//
2B: If I can taze and fart on them a bunch then I consider their dues paid.
2C: 1C
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3A: 2A
3B: As Captain I press my rightful claim on they cool gear. If they want it back they'll have to catch my sweet, jukin' ass. Oh, if they killed tons of people they get an introduction to airlock-sempai.
3C: 2C
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4A: Execution. Depending on how much of a dick they were I might cuff and airlock. Otherwise I go for a spin on the implant roulette for funs.
4B: 4A, with extra farts.
4C: I'm probably dead at this point barring a lucky drunk/chair-flip. I loathe using guns for some reason.
Not sure why I posted. I basically never go he-ro. Now to get yelled at by people who do things the 'right' way.
1B: I grab the cloak and question them, but give it back to them regardless. They know I know, I know they know I know, we know I know they know I know and that's what's important.
1C: I'd fart on they face. My 'well-equipped' these days is wearing pants.
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2A: As sec I'm the antagonist's antagonist, provided I'm not already drunk in the bar for rolling sec. I arrest they ass and take they shit in the same manner as 1A. A game's fun is derived from challenge. No challenge means no fun for no no body.
//Before I get called on that 'As sec I'm' -- No, I don't view sec as having some overarching mission or protocol; they're mall cops and can be just as dumb as anyone else on the station. There's no 'right way' and to each their own. Simple ya?//
2B: If I can taze and fart on them a bunch then I consider their dues paid.
2C: 1C
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3A: 2A
3B: As Captain I press my rightful claim on they cool gear. If they want it back they'll have to catch my sweet, jukin' ass. Oh, if they killed tons of people they get an introduction to airlock-sempai.
3C: 2C
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4A: Execution. Depending on how much of a dick they were I might cuff and airlock. Otherwise I go for a spin on the implant roulette for funs.
4B: 4A, with extra farts.
4C: I'm probably dead at this point barring a lucky drunk/chair-flip. I loathe using guns for some reason.
Not sure why I posted. I basically never go he-ro. Now to get yelled at by people who do things the 'right' way.