Goonhub
12-06-2017, 06:38 PM
1A: Stunbaton, grab the cloaking device (to put in contraband locker), issue a ticket for possessing an unlicensed doodad, walk away.
1B: Grab cloaking device, fart on them, leave. Make sure to avoid them in future (ideally via use of the cloaking device) if I see them around again.
1C: As per 1B, except also taunt security via 145.9 that I'm doing their job for them. Don't reveal the name of the perp unless a sec officer asks me in private.
2A: Arrest, confiscate traitor gear, stick in the brig for whatever Space Law says is appropriate (I can never remember the times so always have a copy on me to check/throw at people). I do it by the book. Whichever is the higher of trespass and possession of restricted items.
2B: Arrest, yell at security via the security channel to come and pick up the perp. Probably tuck the syndicate dagger away on my person but let them confiscate the emag. If security are non-responsive/busy, toss them out of the secure area without stuff and leave them to it - they weren't going to be any fun anyway.
2C: Grab emag, run like buggery. Deny all knowledge unless security are literally stunning me.
3A: Arrest them, kick them a few times for good measure, stick them in the port-a-brig and when back in security confiscate their gear, then stick them in the brig for 5 minutes (unless the HoS says longer - I very rarely play HoS, and would only latejoin as one). Tell the crew to be wary around them via 145.9.
3B: As per 3A, except tell security what I'm doing and let them deal with the sentence. Do not approve the death penalty.
3C: Toolbox them into shallow-crit while dragging their ass to medbay. Take their football stuff to taunt them with later, and any other juicy gear I've found on them in the meantime. Hand it over to security if confronted about it.
4A: Handcuff them, grab the csaber (and any other clearly relevant items), toss them in the port-a-brig while telling any other security to process the guy while I get the victim to medbay. Make sure the victim is in fact the victim and not the antag being brought down by 4C (grab their backpack for a cursory glance in it before putting it back on them while doctors treat/clone them). If they have traitor shit too, hang around/make a note to come back in a minute or two and then arrest them. If the perp escapes because no security responded/were able to detain the original perp properly, so be it. If they're detained, head there right after making sure the victim got to medbay (treat/clone if no doctors are available, else leave them to it; make sure to get the victim's name). If the perp is still secure, confiscate any other traitor gear and brig them for 5 minutes; concede to HoS if they have other plans. If the original perp is claiming they were in a 4C situation and had no other traitor gear, brig them for a minute to discourage vigilante justice then off they go.
4B: Handcuff them, grab the c-saber, port-a-brig the perp, port-a-med the victim, tell the respective departments to sort their shit out; head to security to make sure the perp gets searched, but let sec officers do it if any are around. If no security are doing anything, search them for stuff, brig for 5 minutes if anything else indicates they're an antag, else let them go. More fun this way, plus they're down a c-saber.
4C: Grab c-saber, use on c-saber-er until they're in shallow crit, step away (because microbombs), tell security over 145.9. I'm faster than them now, so just keep my distance. Don't tell security about the c-saber unless specifically asked, in which case hand it over with no argument.
1B: Grab cloaking device, fart on them, leave. Make sure to avoid them in future (ideally via use of the cloaking device) if I see them around again.
1C: As per 1B, except also taunt security via 145.9 that I'm doing their job for them. Don't reveal the name of the perp unless a sec officer asks me in private.
2A: Arrest, confiscate traitor gear, stick in the brig for whatever Space Law says is appropriate (I can never remember the times so always have a copy on me to check/throw at people). I do it by the book. Whichever is the higher of trespass and possession of restricted items.
2B: Arrest, yell at security via the security channel to come and pick up the perp. Probably tuck the syndicate dagger away on my person but let them confiscate the emag. If security are non-responsive/busy, toss them out of the secure area without stuff and leave them to it - they weren't going to be any fun anyway.
2C: Grab emag, run like buggery. Deny all knowledge unless security are literally stunning me.
3A: Arrest them, kick them a few times for good measure, stick them in the port-a-brig and when back in security confiscate their gear, then stick them in the brig for 5 minutes (unless the HoS says longer - I very rarely play HoS, and would only latejoin as one). Tell the crew to be wary around them via 145.9.
3B: As per 3A, except tell security what I'm doing and let them deal with the sentence. Do not approve the death penalty.
3C: Toolbox them into shallow-crit while dragging their ass to medbay. Take their football stuff to taunt them with later, and any other juicy gear I've found on them in the meantime. Hand it over to security if confronted about it.
4A: Handcuff them, grab the csaber (and any other clearly relevant items), toss them in the port-a-brig while telling any other security to process the guy while I get the victim to medbay. Make sure the victim is in fact the victim and not the antag being brought down by 4C (grab their backpack for a cursory glance in it before putting it back on them while doctors treat/clone them). If they have traitor shit too, hang around/make a note to come back in a minute or two and then arrest them. If the perp escapes because no security responded/were able to detain the original perp properly, so be it. If they're detained, head there right after making sure the victim got to medbay (treat/clone if no doctors are available, else leave them to it; make sure to get the victim's name). If the perp is still secure, confiscate any other traitor gear and brig them for 5 minutes; concede to HoS if they have other plans. If the original perp is claiming they were in a 4C situation and had no other traitor gear, brig them for a minute to discourage vigilante justice then off they go.
4B: Handcuff them, grab the c-saber, port-a-brig the perp, port-a-med the victim, tell the respective departments to sort their shit out; head to security to make sure the perp gets searched, but let sec officers do it if any are around. If no security are doing anything, search them for stuff, brig for 5 minutes if anything else indicates they're an antag, else let them go. More fun this way, plus they're down a c-saber.
4C: Grab c-saber, use on c-saber-er until they're in shallow crit, step away (because microbombs), tell security over 145.9. I'm faster than them now, so just keep my distance. Don't tell security about the c-saber unless specifically asked, in which case hand it over with no argument.