Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Technature]

S.T.U.P.I.D. accidentally scuffs a foot across the the salt pile, scattering it everywhere! Shit!
S.T.U.P.I.D. accidentally scuffs a foot across the the salt pile, scattering it everywhere! Shit!
S.T.U.P.I.D. accidentally scuffs a foot across the the salt pile, scattering it everywhere! Damnit!
S.T.U.P.I.D. accidentally scuffs a foot across the the salt pile, scattering it everywhere! Damnit!

I was the AI, for the record.