Mailmen should be able to travel using mail chutes like Marios

[Xeram]

These are actually patched to work with toilets, you'll end up at some other random toilet if you drag click yourself if I believe.

I agree the syndicate mailman suits ability to use mailchutes should actually be given back to the normal mailman for 3 reasons:
- IC justice can doled out to anyone abusing it. Literally knock em out and strip them and absorb their tears.
- It's a very minor ability to bypass doors, restricted to one item. And you are stunned for a brief second as you are ejected if I believe.
- It's an extremely underwhelming surplus item. I have never used it as means of escape as it's far too finicky.

this but i feel like someone will come up with some dumb slippery slope argument against this and bandwagon it

OH so you think we should just HAND OUT SURPLUS CRATES eh? 
You just want EVERY day to BeE AsSS DaYY!!??

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EW BUT MAILMEN CRAWLING OUT OF PIPES WHILE YOU'RE ALL ALONE IS CREEPY, WE GOTTA BAN ALL POTENTIAL CREEPINESS.

(But yeah this should be on the normal mailman suit.)