Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Studenterhue]

Reviving this thread for our grand pal Abe, who said the following as he was stunned, cuffed, and buckled to a chair in a maint closet with a plasma tank:

Leonard Cerman tries to put the milk-laced cigarette on Abraham Lincoln!
Leonard Cerman puts the milk-laced cigarette on Abraham Lincoln!
Abraham Lincoln says, "OH NO, NOT CIGARETTES"
Without even breaking stride, Leonard Cerman flips open and lights the zippo lighter in one smooth movement.
Abraham Lincoln exclaims, "You're gonna kill me the slow way!"
Abraham Lincoln exclaims, "Through cancer!"

Spoiler!

The ensuing aftermath