Chef - The Thread

[Mordent]

Let the chef make some Discount Dan's stuff (specifically burritos) with a reasonably complex recipe (tortilla, specifically mystery meat, some tomato sauce, some cheese, and some rancid milk) which creates them with a random set of reagents normally found only in Discount Dan's stuff.

As an addendum, come up with an adjective that starts with each letter of the alphabet. Name them <adjective> <chef's first name> <item>.

• Amateur Arthur's Burrito
  
• Biodegradable Brian's Burrito
  
• Crunchy Charlie's Burrito
  
• Imitation Discount Dave's Burrito
  
• Economy Earl's Burrito
  
• Food-free Fred's Burrito
  
• Gluten-rich Gary's Burrito
  
• Hungry Harry's Burrito
  
• Itchy Ian's Burrito
  
• Jiggling Jim's Burrito
  
• Kaleidoscopic Kevin's Burrito
  
• Liquid Liam's Burrito
  
• Mixed-bag Mike's Burrito
  
• Not-Dan's Neil's Burrito
  
• Offal Oscar's Burrito
  
• Protein-free Pete's Burrito
  
• Questionable Quentin's Burrito
  
• Radiation-Treated Ryan's Burrito
  
• Sticky Sam's Burrito
  
• Technically-Edible Tim's Burrito
  
• Uncharitable Ulfgar's Burrito
  
• Very-Cheap Victor's Burrito
  
• Wheat-Substitute Will's Burrito
  
• Xtra-Discount Xavier's Burrito
  
• Yeasty Yoshi's Burrito
  
• Zestful Zach's Burrito
  

Reposting in here (and expanding the name list) because I can thread good.