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Get Dat Fukken Disk 3: The end of a trilogy!
*Josh foster joins as geneticist
Can I join whatever is goin on here?
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I continue to do what I'm doing until it's successful
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My apologies, I was busy yesterday and the first thing I wanted to do was sleep when I got home.
On with the game.

FuLPaSM the Butt-bot (6)
You chirp the word "butt".  Adorable...?

Superlagg (1)
Uh...wow.
That appeal was so bad.  There was so much insulting.  Jesus christ.
I mean, holy shit, Pope crunch went on a beautiful rant about it.
The amazing thing is this all somehow happened within 60 seconds.
Needless to say, it was moved to the "No" subforum.


Recusor (1) against Highlander (4)
Gotta check what's going on.  Corpses don't drag themselves.
...or do they?
.........No, you think you remember basic training saying they don't.
You run as quick as you can and aim...roughly above where'd you imagine the corpse would be at that speed.
*Direct hit*
You manage to get a good shot in some bastards arms, causing him to drop the body immediately and scream.

FuLPaSM
With the bad guy distracted by something your cameras can't see in the back of security, you take this opportunity to drag the only other body that was there.
You remember there being at least two shotgunned people but whatever.
After you get it to medbay, you notice a decent number of people in strange clothing.  Apparently, they're the officers that were blown up before waiting on gear from QM.
Oh right, didn't code nuclear protocol state somewhere that all security needs to get scanned in the cloner ASAP?  Man, good thing some people actually reads those things.

Manne Love (Effortless, but take a 3 anyway.)
There's apparently not that much to do beyond security.  The biggest problem is above and inside the kitchen, which still has a bit of rubble and some broken lights.  Apparently, you need oxygen for in there because no one prepped anyone on actually restoring oxygen to space exposed areas.

Flesh Utopia (2)
Man.  That was weird.  Whelp, time to drink some blo-
Oh...man, that was weird...apparently, some of security is in medbay.
Apparently, medbay seems kind of sick of you being there.
You're laying outside medbay, just recovering from a stun stick to the face.

Josh Foster
You successfully join as a geneticist.
Apparently, nuke ops are attacking the station.  That's less than okay.

Blitzen (4)
Okay.
You think this will work...
"Hey.  You there?"
No response.
"Well, back to the drawi-"
HI THERE!?!  How are yooooooo?"
Uh...um...okay, uh...
Success?

Agent 6 feet under...9...gravestones?
You fart on blitzen.
Glorious.
...oh?  You feel yourself being pulled from the afterlife.
Your circuits seem to have a really hard time keeping up with the information intake...
It seems your (presumably) creator said hello.
You attempt to answer in a calm manner.  It doesn't work well.
You feel less stable than you probably should.
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cradling the bloody wreckage of my arms I book it to the nearest disposals chute and try to flush my self to safety.
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Flesh Exile, Part II of the Utopia Trilogy:

time to break back into my rightful workplace-
[145.9] "AI! These intruders have roughed me out of the medbay, could you please escort them out?"
Then I doctor (fart for the rest of the 60 seconds repeatedly)
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I grab the guy I just shot and interrogate him on the location of the captain. Then I space him out the security podbay, regardless of what he tells me.
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I research my own genes. Hopefully I find something useful. So I guess I roll for getting good genes.
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(09-05-2018, 01:13 AM)Technature Wrote: You attempt to answer in a calm manner.  It doesn't work well.
You feel less stable than you probably should.
(so nothings changed)
I REMEMBER THE DISK. I HAVE TO GET THE DISK. YES THE DISK. I ROBOTICALLY DRIVE IN CIRCLES AS FAST AS I CAN SEARCHING FOR THE DISK
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Alright, now I'll take 69 and a half Borg back into the Syndicate pod, radio Highlander, and meet back up with them in the Sec podbay unless they want me to help elsewhere
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FuLPaSM (AI)

Note to self: humans respond more effectively when a crisis is unfolding.

Actions:
  • Open the door to medbay a couple of times.
  • Use my cyborg to expedite the delivery of security goods to the freshly cloned/treated security officers, letting them know that their belongings will be in the medbay lobby.

Code:
(145.9) notice(status(securityOfficers, location(medbay), requiredLocation(medbayLobby)))
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(09-05-2018, 07:49 AM)New525 Wrote:
(09-05-2018, 01:13 AM)Technature Wrote: You attempt to answer in a calm manner.  It doesn't work well.
You feel less stable than you probably should.
(so nothings changed)
Ba-zing.

FuLPaSM the Butt-Bot (1)
Nothing happens.

Recusor (4) against Highlander (1)
*scream
Fuck that hurt.  Without any proper weapons, you're not gonna win this fight.  This seems like a good chance to choose flight over fight.
Even with the psychopath firing at you, you manage to get into the nearest garbage chute as quickly as possible and flush yourself down.
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You find yourself on the crusher conveyor.  While it's moving you to the crusher, the flaps in front of it are preventing you from sure death...somehow.  First order of business should probably be getting medical attention for your arms.

Flesh Utopia (5)
"AI, Medical is being mean to me.  Let me back in!"
"Don't let that asshole back in!"
The doors to medbay open.
*fart *fart *fart *fart *fart *fart *fart Honk!

Josh Foster (4)
Well let's see what you can activate.
..............................
Seems like the only positive stuff you have is Jumpy and radiation resistance.
Eh, could be worse.

Blitzen and S.A.A.D.
You let Highlander know you're on your way to security to assist him (stolen headset, Security +1 in combat).
"All right, we're off to get the Disk, so-"
"THE DISK?  LET'S GET IT!"
The cyborg proceeds to run around in a circle...looking for it?
"In the damn pod."
This is gonna be a long day...

FuLPaSM
Man, these people are making it really hard to follow your laws.  You satisfy the requirements of law 4 and get back to work.
In response to security being brought back, you head out with your borg body and bring security gear to medbay.
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I send a PDA message to the AI: "Oh jesus fucking christ, I need a doctor, can you get me to Medbay easily? Porta-a-Med maybe?"
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Flesh Utopia, Doctor within borders:

I begin surgery on someone, anyone. Best efforts to actually do something useful, but also stuff an air tank in the chest because it's the best feature still today.
Speaking of, i wonder what's going on with the pathology knicknacks I snacked upon earlier ?
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I activate those two good genes, go outside, and look around.i then volunteer for the oxygen tank chest implant.
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Being robotically "superior" I decide to help out
"ITS MY TURNNN TO FLY NOW"
I attempt to take control of the pod and take it to security as fast as I can
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