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Butts, and survival
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11-30-2016, 04:00 PM
Butts are edible now, butt it only takes 1-2 bites to eat them.
I propose that the longer a person is alive, the more bites it takes it eat their butt. Every 5 minutes another "bite" would be added. 
12-01-2016, 09:42 AM
12-02-2016, 01:48 PM
"Christ Detective, the victim's corpse was dismembered, decapitated, debrained, deskulled, and had a heart and butt ectomy. We don't even know how long this thing has been here."
"Don't worry Lil Jimmy Sec Officer, I'll know soon enough" Detective Takes a Bite out of Corpse McDead's Butt! Detective Takes a Bite out of Corpse McDead's Butt! Detective Takes a Bite out of Corpse McDead's Butt! "Three bites, this guy is fresh. It must have been that MD who just left..."
12-02-2016, 05:01 PM
(12-02-2016, 01:48 PM)Xeram Wrote: "Christ Detective, the victim's corpse was dismembered, decapitated, debrained, deskulled, and had a heart and butt ectomy. We don't even know how long this thing has been here." Oh my lord, that's amazing.
12-03-2016, 06:14 PM
If anyone's worried about the lore/science behind this, just say spaceman butts are like trees and grow more rings over time.
12-03-2016, 07:20 PM
"After months of trekking through the snowy tundra of that god-forsaken planet, the science team finally ran out of rations and were forced to cannibalize each other. Fortunately this kept them well-fed for the next 3 years, and the excess ass enabled them to domesticate the local wendigo population."
12-04-2016, 02:30 AM
12-04-2016, 08:38 AM
I fed a dead guy his own brain.
Please tell me dead people can be force-fed their own butts. |
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