Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Totheark]

Kennard Losey [145.9] says, "I'M GONNA KILL YOU AND EAT YOUR HEART. BITCH."
He then proceeded to cut all of Molly Mirrion's limbs and organs out.

[Roomba]

In today's edition of 'no one ever pays attention to the radio':


Judas Iscariot [145.9] says, "GUNS GET YOUR GUNS"

Rick Rawson says, "It's only speculation"

Rick Rawson says, "but it is a crime"

Rick Rawson says, "at the mechanics lab"

Judas Iscariot [145.9] says, "COME TO QM FOR GUNS"

Albert Hofmann asks, "Yes, was it an assault?"

Albert Hofmann says, "This is very urgent."

Rick Rawson says, "I was looking for some supplies when I found blueprints made by the reverse engineering fabricator"

Judas Iscariot [145.9] says, "qm is now a gun shop everybody"

Rick Rawson says, "one of those blueprints was alaser rifle"

Rick Rawson says, "and one had been made"

Albert Hofmann says, "Christ on a cracker."

Rick Rawson says, "so the mechanic could have a laser rifle right now"

Rick Rawson says, "Or supplied it tsomeone else"

Judas Iscariot [145.9] exclaims, "PHASERS SHOTGUNS LASER RIFLES!!!!!!!"

[zcamperz]

Sundance Feely says, "who is your daddy and what does he do"

[Huff H Law]

V [145.9] states, "I just open the doors."
V [145.9] states, "That's why I'm V"
V [145.9] states, "Because it's "After U""

[Noah Buttes]

Mike Murdock [145.9] asks, "How do i activate the ttv?"
Mike Murdock asks, "How do i activate the ttv?"
Nathan Dunkelman [145.9] says, "hmm"
Nathan Dunkelman says, "hmm"
Dr. Fisk (as Unknown) says, "Heh"
DEAD: Ghost (Mike Murdock) moans, "RIP"

[zcamperz]

Urist Tannhauser asks, "whatcha watchin?"
Turd Ferguson the Mayor says, "anime"
Urist Tannhauser says, "degenerate"
Turd Ferguson the Mayor says, "rood"

[Spy_Guy]

<SpyGuy> BorgBorgBorg: OMG
<BorgBorgBorg> lou old psychiatrists club? it was slowly chonging! dumblydore didnât notece
<Haine> yessss
<Hokie> borgborgborg draco
<BorgBorgBorg> efrem draco malhitler.
<Hufflaw> BorgBorgBorg, ronnie the bear
<BorgBorgBorg> i almost had an orgasim
<Hokie> lol
<Hufflaw> Many do with Ronnie around

[Haine]

<Erik> .tell zewaka FYI the input() on the espesso machine does not properly validate if the user his loc is still next to the machine.
* Spacebee bips and bobs happily!
=-= Erik was booted from #goonstation by Spacebee (Fuck you.)
-->| Erik ([email protected]) has joined #goonstation
<Erik> WHAT

[Noah Buttes]

<Erik> .tell zewaka FYI the input() on the espesso machine does not properly validate if the user his loc is still next to the machine.
* Spacebee bips and bobs happily!
=-= Erik was booted from #goonstation by Spacebee (Fuck you.)
-->| Erik ([email protected]) has joined #goonstation
<Erik> WHAT

espesso is the word there, Erik

[Space_Cola]

Godus [145.9] states, "GREAT"
Godus [145.9] states, "NOW THE DOCTOR IS DEAD"
Godus [145.9] states, "EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE"
Godus [145.9] states, "THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE"
Godus [145.9] states, "IF I COULD I'D JUST VENT THE ENTIRE STATION"

[mbc]

Lifeguard [145.9] says, "The pool is open"
Robert Robust [145.9] says, "jay died"
Lifeguard [145.9] says, "THE POOL"
Lifeguard [145.9] says, "IS OPEN."
Robert Robust [145.9] says, "ALL YOU DID WAS SQUIRT KETCHUP IN HIS FACE AS HE SUFFOCATED"

[medsal15]

"This is an awful Zombie Shambling Abomination."
*scream

[Totheark]

DEAD: Ghost (living Riot launcher) laments, "work has been shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit"

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Godus [145.9] states, "GREAT"
Godus [145.9] states, "NOW THE DOCTOR IS DEAD"
Godus [145.9] states, "EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE"
Godus [145.9] states, "THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE"
Godus [145.9] states, "IF I COULD I'D JUST VENT THE ENTIRE STATION"

I remember that AI. He was severely abused the entire time. Poor bastard

[Vitatroll]

This station isn't all about plasma research. AI stress testing is a very important field, and a field in which we excel.

[Noah Buttes]

OOC: Popecrunch: since ten power and five million brisance didn't seem to do anything i flipped it around and ok i will not hit okay

OOC: Popecrunch: there is not a way to cancel it though