Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[CaptainBravo]

(11:13 PM) <@HeadSurgeon> rice absorbs moisture
(11:13 PM) <@HeadSurgeon> its funner that way

hmm yes. . .

[Ed Venture]

Jaxon Rathen gurgles, "A blue clown!"
Jaxon Rathen suddenly and violently vomits!

[ZeWaka]

Shitty Bill Jr. hits the nuclear bomb with the power hammer!
It seems to be on the verge of falling apart!

This is a nuclear bomb. An extremely powerful bomb capable of levelling the whole station.
It is currently counting down to detonation. Ohhhh shit.
The timer reads 0:03.

Shitty Bill Jr. hits the nuclear bomb with the power hammer!
The nuclear bomb breaks and falls apart into useless pieces!

[69andahalf]

HS is starting to emulate the admins:

<BlackHeartKabal> I thought Ahelps don't reach to IRC anymore but I might be wrong
<HeadSurgeon> didnt asnwer ahelps
<a69andahalf> Shush HeadSurgeon you aren't an admin
<HeadSurgeon> shush or ill ban you

[UrsulaMejor]

OOC: MamuelMamington: Jerkface I was convinced the detective was framing you for framing

[Rubidium_Bradford]

During a cool changeling round on 5, mid-radiation storm:

Rube Bradford says, "Stay away from the door though"
Rube Bradford says, "Just to be extra safe"
Paxton Patterson says, "Good plan."
*beep*
HEALTH-MAILBOT: HEALTH ALERT: Helen Fitzgerald in Port Primary Hallway: 0 - 71 - 27 - 4 | OXY-TOX-BURN-BRUTE
Paxton Patterson says, "Ohp, there go the reports already."
Rube Bradford says, "If anyone was out there, they'll be irradiated to hell, pentetic acid is the best anti-rad/tox there is"
*beep*
HEALTH-MAILBOT: HEALTH ALERT: Lamar Rathborne the Director in Chief Engineer's Quarters: 0 - 44 - 58 - 0 | OXY-TOX-BURN-BRUTE
Paxton Patterson says, "Yeap."
Rube Bradford says, "There are some bottles in the pharmacy"
Rube Bradford says, "Oh dear"
Paxton Patterson says, "Duly noted."
Rube Bradford drools.
Paxton Patterson says, "Sheesh, this place."
Paxton Patterson asks, "Hey, you okay?"
You have analyzed Rube Bradford's vitals.

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Analyzing Results for Rube Bradford:
  Overall Status: 94% healthy
  Damage Specifics: 0 - 6 - 0 - 0
  Key: Suffocation/Toxin/Burns/Brute
Body Temperature: 30.4637°C (86.8346°F)
Blood level: 500 units
1 chemical agent found in Rube Bradford.
 neurotoxin - 44

Rube Bradford says, "uh no"
Rube Bradford drools.

Then he ate my face. It was a good round.

[Jerkops]

During a cool changeling round on 5, mid-radiation storm:

Rube Bradford says, "Stay away from the door though"
Rube Bradford says, "Just to be extra safe"
Paxton Patterson says, "Good plan."
*beep*
HEALTH-MAILBOT: HEALTH ALERT: Helen Fitzgerald in Port Primary Hallway: 0 - 71 - 27 - 4 | OXY-TOX-BURN-BRUTE
Paxton Patterson says, "Ohp, there go the reports already."
Rube Bradford says, "If anyone was out there, they'll be irradiated to hell, pentetic acid is the best anti-rad/tox there is"
*beep*
HEALTH-MAILBOT: HEALTH ALERT: Lamar Rathborne the Director in Chief Engineer's Quarters: 0 - 44 - 58 - 0 | OXY-TOX-BURN-BRUTE
Paxton Patterson says, "Yeap."
Rube Bradford says, "There are some bottles in the pharmacy"
Rube Bradford says, "Oh dear"
Paxton Patterson says, "Duly noted."
Rube Bradford drools.
Paxton Patterson says, "Sheesh, this place."
Paxton Patterson asks, "Hey, you okay?"
You have analyzed Rube Bradford's vitals.

--------------------------------
Analyzing Results for Rube Bradford:
  Overall Status: 94% healthy
  Damage Specifics: 0 - 6 - 0 - 0
  Key: Suffocation/Toxin/Burns/Brute
Body Temperature: 30.4637°C (86.8346°F)
Blood level: 500 units
1 chemical agent found in Rube Bradford.
 neurotoxin - 44

Rube Bradford says, "uh no"
Rube Bradford drools.

Then he ate my face. It was a good round.

hahaha

[Mageziya]

OOC: AngriestIBM: honestly we're just simulating what it would be like if the server was an apple II

Basically sums up cog1's last round.

[Mageziya]

So it turns out that they forgot to update the server itself to Byond 509

[Rubidium_Bradford]

The reactions were great though.

[CameronWoof]

<CameronWoof>Borgs not recognizing that a human is coming to harm is often hilarious.
<CameronWoof>Inaction clause would ruin that golden situational comedy.
<HeadSurgeon>for this situational comedy: adolf hitler
<CameronWoof>Thanks, HeadSurgeon.
<HeadSurgeon>thanks, internet

[SL the Pyro]

Bridge Announcement Computer [145.9] broadcasts, "Lilly Prendergast has signed up as Cluwne."
Bridge Announcement Computer [145.9] broadcasts, "Mr. Yoam has signed up as Cluwne."
Bridge Announcement Computer [145.9] broadcasts, "Dickson Ormus has signed up as Cluwne."
Bridge Announcement Computer [145.9] broadcasts, "Anastasia Frost has signed up as Cluwne."
Bridge Announcement Computer [145.9] broadcasts, "Jamar Rogers has signed up as Cluwne."
Mr. Yoam exclaims, "HONK HONK HONK HONK!"
Santa Claus slurs, "UUUUUuuuhh"
Nathan Oslowe [145.9] says, "Oh god launch the shuttle."

[Mageziya]

OOC: A4Brogan: Got Initiated into a Secbot gang. Did not make it out alive

[Mageziya]

Eric Vaillancourt [145.9] asks, "Why are the halls the world's slowest lightswitch rave right now?"

[SL the Pyro]

This is the best Chaplain I have ever seen.

Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: ; FEAR NOT MY CHILD FOR THE POWER OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR HAINESUS WILL PROTECT YA
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: ; MY CHILDREN! PRAY TO OUR SAVIOR HAINESUS AND YOU WILL BE WORRY FREE! YOUR SINS WILL BE PURGED!
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: ; SANTA!? SANTA IS A FALSE PROPHET CHILDREN. MADE TO GUIDE YOU AWAY FROM HAINESUS' HOLY LIGHT! TURN AWAY CHILDREN!

Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: Greetings my Monkey Child.
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: Have you come to hear the word of Hainesus?
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: You wear the mask of the Anti-Haine! THE DEVIL HIMSELF! GEORGE MELONS
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: BEGONE FOUL NON BELIEVER

Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: ; ON THE FIRST DAY. COG MADE THE STATION. AND IT WAS GOOD. ALBEIT CONFUSING AND ODDLY LAID OUT.
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: ; ON THE SECON DAY COG MADE THE FURNITURE AND IT WAS GOOD.
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: ; ON THE THIRD DAY. COG MADE THE ANIMALS. THE OWLS, THE BEES, AND THE AMUSING DUCKS. AND IT WAS GOOD
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: ; ON THE FOURTH DAY. COG MADE THE ENGINE ROOM. AND IT WAS GOOD. ALTHOUGH DANGEROUS AND NOT FUN.
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: ; ON THE FIFTH DAY COG MADE THE AI. AND IT WAS SIMPLISTIC AND SIMPLE. FOLLOWING ITS RULES AND LAWS.
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: ; ON THE SIXTH DAY. COG MADE THE PEOPLE. THE CLOWNS, THE ASSISTANTS, THE CAPTAINS AND CHEF. AND IT WAS GOOD.
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: ; ON THE SEVENTH DAY. COG RESTED. FOR HIS WORK WAS HOLY AND GOOD.
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: ; THEN A MIRACLE. COG CHOSE HIS HOLY WIFE. THROUGH MAGICS UNKNOWN HE HAD HER GIVE BIRTH TO OUR PROPHET. THE HOLY HAINESUS.
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: ; AND ON THE EIGTH DAY I SPILLED BBQ SAUCE ON MY SWEATER. AND IT WAS ANNOYING.
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: ; PRAISE BE TO HAINESUS
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: : AND LORD HAINE SAID TO ME
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: : IF THOU FARTS APON THE BIBLE. THE TRUTH WILL BE REVEALED.
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: : PRAISE BE!

Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: GREETINGS MY GHOSTLY CHILD
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: TELL ME THE NEWS OF OUR LORD HAINESUS
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: YES MY CHILD. IT IS TRUE THAT THE TRUEST TEACHINGS OF HAINESUS ARE TO FART
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: PRAISE THE LAWD
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: Potatos are THe Lord Hainesus favored crop.
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: IT IS TRUE MY CHILD.

Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: A butt? HAINESUS FAVORED ORGAN. VERY WELL.
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: CHILD ARE YOU READY TO MAKE THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE?
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: I WILL SAVE YOU FOR YOUR BUTT.