07-29-2015, 06:49 AM
<wonk> I AM A REAL BIRD
Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)
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07-29-2015, 06:49 AM
<wonk> I AM A REAL BIRD
07-29-2015, 12:37 PM
The saddest prayer I ever read:
PRAYER: Mofleaker / Sad Clown ?: My horn is too cheerful sounding. Please curse it with the horrible sound of the Sad Trombone.
07-29-2015, 07:35 PM
There was some discussion about how hacky of an job byond was, and i told volundr someone wrote an complete mailserver in goon.
Code: <ErikHanson> im amazed that the process scheduler even works at all.
07-30-2015, 04:12 PM
Code: (21:12:27) <@HeadSurgeon> im fifteen irl
07-30-2015, 05:01 PM
more seen on the station than heard, but I also assume I'm also late to the party on this...
07-30-2015, 07:40 PM
zibbazabba905 Wrote:more seen on the station than heard, but I also assume I'm also late to the party on this...Call the chef and tell him we found another critter for some food. Call him quickly.
08-06-2015, 07:55 PM
<HeadSurgeon> get jet fuel cant melt le reddit army
08-07-2015, 08:46 PM
Dexter Grifflez [145.9] says, "MY TOOLBOX IS FARTING"
08-09-2015, 09:51 PM
DEAD: Ghost (Unknown) laments, "well, i would have done better, if the fucking monkey didn't beat the shit out of me early on"
08-09-2015, 09:56 PM
BlackPhoenix Wrote:DEAD: Ghost (Unknown) laments, "well, i would have done better, if the fucking monkey didn't beat the shit out of me early on" Same dude: Mr. Clay's eyes emit a blinding flash! Mr. Clay stares into Dr. Jalapeno's eyes! Mr. Clay grabs hold of Dr. Jalapeno! Mr. Clay has grabbed Dr. Jalapeno aggressively (now hands)! Mr. Clay says, "yes...." Mr. Clay says, "food" Dr. Jalapeno spits acid towards Mr. Clay! Mr. Clay is hit by the acid spit! Dr. Jalapeno grabs hold of Mr. Clay Dr. Jalapeno has grabbed Mr. Clay aggressively (now hands)! Dr. Jalapeno has reinforced his grip on Mr. Clay (now neck)! Dr. Jalapeno has tightened his grip on Mr. Clay's neck! Dr. Jalapeno extends a proboscis! Dr. Jalapeno says, "FOOD eeNDEED" Dr. Jalapeno stabs Mr. Clay with the proboscis! Changeling vs Vampire. Vampire has the upper hand but the changeling comes out on top. Proves that vampires suck.
08-10-2015, 03:25 AM
BabaYaga Wrote:BlackPhoenix Wrote:DEAD: Ghost (Unknown) laments, "well, i would have done better, if the fucking monkey didn't beat the shit out of me early on" Both of those two were Scientists, as well. We kind of lost our way after declaring R&D a sovereign state thanks to the rude AI trying to stop us building butt transfer valve bombs.
08-10-2015, 05:13 PM
The Worst Wrote:BabaYaga Wrote:BlackPhoenix Wrote:DEAD: Ghost (Unknown) laments, "well, i would have done better, if the fucking monkey didn't beat the shit out of me early on" I, the Captain, ordered the AI to do that. Miscreant objectives had me blocking off an area and declaring it too dangerous to enter.
08-10-2015, 06:41 PM
I guess they patched that thing were vampires could still glare while passed out.
08-10-2015, 07:43 PM
someone(Zeef) made some chat bots or something
Quote:(9:42 PM) <Aapo> Nicole called
08-11-2015, 02:22 AM
Quote:OH SHIT SPIDERS EVERYWHERE!!!!! I made a good extinguisher. |
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