Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Mageziya]

OOC: Nesence: a good round for communism cake
OOC: Nesence: a good round for communism cake
OOC: Cirrial: a good round for communism cake
OOC: Heckenshutze: Ass day all day
OOC: Robotonic: A moderate round for communism cake.
OOC: Mageziya: a good round for communsim cake
OOC: Vinicius3000: a okay round for cmmunism cake
OOC: Tjtr12: Every round is good for communism cake
OOC: Priceflash: honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk
OOC: Vinicius3000: communist cakes needs to be red
OOC: Shalhavet: a butt round for communism butt
OOC: Mageziya: A good honk for clown cake

[Ed Venture]

Watching a mindslaved HOS and when he was accused of being implanted he said

Jebediah Flarearms says, "You can't mindslave Justice."

[UrsulaMejor]

[05:14] (Hephatso) time to get squatting
[05:14] (Urs) Headsurgeon slay hephatso
[05:14] (Urs) wait
[05:14] (Urs) I always thought your name was hephasto
[05:15] (Hephatso) oh no
[05:15] (Hephatso) i typed it wrong
[05:15] (Hephatso) OH NO
[05:15] ** Hephatso is now known as Hephasto
[05:16] (Erasmus) Glory to Hephatso.
[05:16] (@SpyGuy) Hephatso will never live this down.

[BlackPhoenix]

Watching a mindslaved HOS and when he was accused of being implanted he said

Jebediah Flarearms says, "You can't mindslave Justice."

I forgot to comment on this, yeah that was me and that round was so damn fun, the traitor guy who mindslaved me and had the gimmick for the round in his head was absolutely one of the most fun mindslave-masters I've ever had.

[Blueleaf]

Ricky Robby says, "who wants to learn about fire safety"
Ricky Robby sticks his head into the Firelock door and closes it!
Ricky Robby seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...

[Mageziya]

So Daeren decided to test something.

OOC: Daeren: well i dont know how to make you all forcibly wear anime masks

Later in the same round:

OOC: Hufflaw: No no no we can do this
OOC: Daeren: i may have broken everything as well
OOC: Hufflaw: You *may* have broken everything

Fucking golden round for quotes:

(Me)says, "Darren"
says, "Why"
asks, "Why does no one's name show up?"
(Daeren)says, "Admin fuckery"
says, "oh god i think i just made you everyone's mask"
says, "WHAT"
says, "yes i did"
says, "YOU WHAT"
says, "WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN"
OOC: Daeren: uh, in my attempts to make it work, i made arme f mcgee count as your masks. all of you.
OOC: Daeren: at the same time.
OOC: Daeren: have i mentioned that byond is a fucking snake pit

(Me)says, "So Iam everyone's mask"
Fab Houlous [145.9] asks, "What the fuck is wrong with my face !?"
says, "What does that even mean"
Ensign Daeren says, "yes"
Ensign Daeren says, "and if they take you off"
Ensign Daeren says, "you will teleport to them"

OOC: Daeren: I THINK I GOT IT

And then everyone immediately Uguu'd and gibbed.

Fun times.

[BabaYaga]

Watching a mindslaved HOS and when he was accused of being implanted he said

Jebediah Flarearms says, "You can't mindslave Justice."

I forgot to comment on this, yeah that was me and that round was so damn fun, the traitor guy who mindslaved me and had the gimmick for the round in his head was absolutely one of the most fun mindslave-masters I've ever had.

Oh stop you're making me blush!

[atomicthumbs]

Omni-Tek Operative #5 [147.7] says, "wait where are we bombing"
Omni-Tek Operative #5 [147.7] says, "I've not been paying attention I've just been arming myself to the fucking tits"

[atomicthumbs]

Omni-Tek Operative #5 [147.7] says, "unrelated but a moth bigger than my fucking hand just landed on me"
Omni-Tek Operative #5 [147.7] says, "almost made me shoot myself with an RPG"

[Grizzwold]

DEAD: Ghost (Cyborg Delta-29) laments, "You're so salty a wraith will materialise."

[BabaYaga]

DEAD: Ghost (Cyborg Delta-29) laments, "You're so salty a wraith will materialise."

Oh I love good burns.

I remember one time security was berating a (traitor?) clown, for some reason, and one officer mentioned over the radio how the clown is not funny and the clown's response was "I don't need to be funny when you're the biggest joke on the station"

[Mageziya]

DEAD: Ghost (Cyborg Delta-29) laments, "You're so salty a wraith will materialise."

Oh I love good burns.

I remember one time security was berating a (traitor?) clown, for some reason, and one officer mentioned over the radio how the clown is not funny and the clown's response was "I don't need to be funny when you're the biggest joke on the station"

I've witnessed two times so far where the admins have made the announcement "Maximum Sodium Levels Detected In Deadchat" after people enter fits of rage in dead chat.

Generally stops the salt.

[Bologna Prime]

DEAD: Ghost (Elder Muffin) moans, "I wonder what the space thing is for."
DEAD: Ghost (Roark Rickety Rickaby) laments, "Space thing?"
DEAD: Ghost (Roark Rickety Rickaby) grumps, "Oh that thing"
DEAD: Ghost (Roark Rickety Rickaby) moans, "The one in space"
DEAD: Ghost (Frank Lester) moans, "what thing"
DEAD: Ghost (Elder Muffin) grumps, "space thing"
DEAD: Ghost (Roark Rickety Rickaby) laments, "The space thing"
DEAD: Ghost (Roark Rickety Rickaby) laments, "It's in space"
DEAD: Ghost (Frank Lester) wails, "WHAT"
DEAD: Ghost (Roark Rickety Rickaby) grumps, "Space thing"
DEAD: Ghost (Elder Muffin) moans, "from space"
DEAD: Ghost (Frank Lester) wails, "WHERE"
DEAD: Ghost (Roark Rickety Rickaby) wails, "In space"
DEAD: Ghost (Elder Muffin) laments, "in space"
DEAD: Ghost (Frank Lester) wails, "I WILL CUT YOU"

[Noah Buttes]

GoonAI [145.9] states, "Who gave the monkeys propulsion units"

[atomicthumbs]

Dexter Grifflez [145.9] says, "Now comes the part of the movie where the crazy geneticist with a drill pod finds and murders the bad guys."