Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Grizzwold]

MENTORHELP: [Haha Nope]: How do I stop being murdered by the changeling

[Bandit]

Code:

Unusable emote 'screa--NGGH'. 'Me help' for a list.

Okay this probably doesn't belong here but I thought it was hilarious.

[atomic1fire]

Somebody didn't want to be a cyborg at the start of the round.

The goddamnit screams!
the goddamnit disconnects all its joint moorings!
The goddamnit falls apart with no chest to keep it together!
Belkis Tekeli says, "Welp"

[Asmadeus]

OOC: Marquesas: also a sidenote dorks if you see guns and your first thought is "i'm going to shoot other people with this when i'm not a traitor"
OOC: Marquesas: then a) you probably need mental help
OOC: Marquesas: b) you will be removed in short order :/

[Telegnats]

DEAD: ADMIN(Daeren) says, "ADMIN LOG: HaineSA/Lia Alliman [X]: chef ramsay just passes through the hole to space that used to be the kitchen, still naked and covered in spiders, now with sunglasses and a whistle"

An average day in SS13

[Haine]

DEAD: ADMIN(Daeren) says, "ADMIN LOG: HaineSA/Lia Alliman [X]: chef ramsay just passes through the hole to space that used to be the kitchen, still naked and covered in spiders, now with sunglasses and a whistle"

An average day in SS13

That's how he died, too. Naked, covered in spiders, lying on top of his whistle.
RIP, Chef Ramsay. You did so well until that black hole ate your kitchen.

[TheTrixRabitt]

Ettore Hector Boiardi says, "Time to start shit with him and be eaten"
Lillian Rivers says, "Killed and ate Papal."
Zoldorf beeps, "Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Ettore Hector Boiardi says, "RIP, Woman with cat last name."
Lillian Rivers says, "NOT APPROPRIATE ZOLDORF"



Zoldorf

[UrsulaMejor]

Waelfreleah flips off Alice Pearsall!
Waelfreleah attacks Alice Pearsall in the chest with the emergency toolbox!
Waelfreleah attacks Alice Pearsall in the chest with the emergency toolbox!
Alice Pearsall says, "HELP;A monkey i genetics just beat the shit out of me"

[Frank_Stein]

Beelzebub, Lord of the Pies slurs, "Ah yesh"
Beelzebub, Lord of the Pies slurs, "due owl exhibiff"
Beelzebub, Lord of the Pies slurs, "very modern"
Peter Xanax (as Chang E Ling) screams!
Peter Xanax (as Chang E Ling) says, "this owl is learnign to code"
Peter Xanax (as Chang E Ling) points to the an Owl of Even More Prettiness
Beelzebub, Lord of the Pies slurs, "A million ffalonsh pecghing aff a milling geyboardsh"
Peter Xanax (as Chang E Ling) has added the wrench to the backpack!
Beelzebub, Lord of the Pies slurs, "For all of ffime"
Peter Xanax (as Chang E Ling) throws the steel-reinforced glass sheet.
Beelzebub, Lord of the Pies slurs, "due perfecff code will be creaffed"
Peter Xanax (as Chang E Ling) has added the steel-reinforced glass sheet to the backpack!
Beelzebub, Lord of the Pies slurs, "And we will call iff..."
Peter Xanax (as Chang E Ling) has added the steel sheet to the backpack!
Beelzebub, Lord of the Pies slurs, "Byond"
Beelzebub, Lord of the Pies burps.
Beelzebub, Lord of the Pies mumbles.
Peter Xanax (as Chang E Ling) has added the steel-reinforced glass sheet to the backpack!
Peter Xanax (as Chang E Ling) screams!

[Conor12]

MENTOR PM: Sorry i cant ready anything wen i try to look i see white ( cuz i just looked at my light bulb :( )

[Haine]

Luis Smith exclaims, "Huh, so this is what's it's like to be Luis Smith. Oh god, what did you inject yourself with? ARGH! OH GOD! LUIS SMITH!"

[parf]

Code:

DEAD: Ghost (George Someone) laments, "No the wireart died!"
DEAD: Ghost (Keith Hirleman) grumps, "it never lived!"
Derek King stammers, "ffucckkkk  yoouu  bbeeeppssskkky"
the latex-insulated pharosium-cable comes to life!
DEAD: Ghost (Keith Hirleman) wails, "oh shit it is alive"
Cyborg Pi-30 screams!
Cyborg Pi-30 states, "ITS ALIvEEEE"
Cyborg Pi-30 beep-bops!

[AmosMoses]

Action Bronson slams the toolbox closed on his head repeatedly!
Action Bronson shudders.
You feel horrible!
You begin to recover.
Chameran Casey says, "uh"
Action Bronson climbs into the enzymatic reclaimer and turns it on!
Chameran Casey asks, "is he retarded?"
Discount Dan says, "no he was just really mad"

[Asmadeus]

OOC: Marquesas: some dork coder broke every button last commit, literally
OOC: Herr_Spy_Guy: It was you.
OOC: Marquesas: well other than 'ban' and 'mute' anyway
OOC: Wonkmin: i'll teleport you all into a tiny box and detonate an owl bomb
Old Dehrv [145.9] says, "ban all administration"
OOC: Marquesas: NO IT WAS MPORT OK
Marquesas has earned the BANNED medal
OOC: Herr_Spy_Guy: The ban button works.

[Asmadeus]

Herr_Spy_Guy has earned the BANNED medal
GorillaMyDreams has earned the BANNED medal
HaineSA has earned the BANNED medal