How did you last die

[crasscrab]

whacked into space by a shambling abomination. sent me flying off the z-level

[Sebastian2203]

It was 45 min syndie round, and in heavily damaged corridor there was e gun, I attempted to take and second after I grabbed it syndie came out of corner and beat me to death. I wonder if it was trap or just random.

[thehman03]

Walk on up to the QM's desk.

Spoiler!

QM: "Hey man"

Me: "hey, you wanna know how they make ketchup? "

QM: "Uh..."

I pull a knife out of my pocket

QM: " NO THANKS!" *runs away*

I then slit my throat.

5 minutes later...

QM: "OH FUCK"

*drag to genetics*

QM: "You ok, man?"

Me : "Did you taste the ketchup?"

QM: "No..."

Me: " Goddamn why do people make me do this so much"

Slit my throat again

ME: "tttaaaaasssssttttee tttthhheee kkkeeetttcccchhhuuppp ::))"

DEAD.

Oh how i love the suicide miscreant. Also sorry for the mass use of smilies but they add to the story well.

[Lavastage]

Note to self: don't bring firefighting foam into a fire.

[Amuys]

A terrible scientist was lying in the middle of the hallway, just asking to be farted on. Said scientist had a bible underneath him.

[Dabir]

Oldest trick on the books.

[Amuys]

Another funny one. Had a scientist pour sarin onto me and started gloating while running around me and farting. Luckily though, I picked up some sarin+cyro mix from a dead traitor earlier and poured into onto the floor in my convulsions. Karmic justice is funny.

[sankto]

I was hunting for the traitor janitor, presumably in chemistry. I go there, but there's no one.

Then the bastard pop out of the top closet and pointblack-radbow me. I lived a while more, but he managed to kill me with a syndie dagger. He then dragged my corpse to toxin lab, but he was quickly pursued by some other valiant souls. One of them got locked for a little while in the storage room, the other arrived a bit later. As the traitor was setting up a fire or a bomb with plasma tanks, the first helper broke free with his super door hacking skills and promptly wacked the traitor over the head.

The traitor then died, causing a non-negligeable microbomb explosion, also causing plasma tanks to rupture and generating a giant inferno, blowing my corpse off and slaying the two courageous men.

[sankto]

Correction : The door hacking one escaped alive if i remember well, with his super mech skills.

[Sebastian2203]

I was a chaplain, I had a bible in my hand. I used it too much on myself so I lost IQ.
I try to open glass door but slam my face against it and drop on the floor.
Electricity goes out for 2 minutes.
I log in: I am gibbed.

Herr ( Admin Dont know his whole username) reveals truth about my horrible death:
Low IQ = Farts
Lying on bible + farting = Meat carpet on floor.

[pizzatiger]

Spawned as an security guard, Found an fedora, Did *tip


This results in 3 simple things happening

Erza Sauter tips his the fedora and smirks.
Erza Sauter states, ''M'lady.''(it forces you to say this)
You then gib


Best suicide method 10/10

[sankto]

Spawned as an security guard, Found an fedora, Did *tip
...SNIP...
Best suicide method 10/10

Really?

I need to find a fedora.

On topic :

I ate all the brig's random pills and died of severe mental retardation. But not before having all the docs try to save my sorry ass.

[crasscrab]

Reginald B Farting tips his the fedora and smirks.
Reginald B Farting says, ''M'lady.''

[Sebastian2203]

I was syndie nuke ops, with 5 other syndies we went all guns blazing to the station.
I was using my jetpack to fly around, then out of corner POd.
3 shots I am gibbed.

[Sebastian2203]

Admins were experimenting with pathology....

I started farting plasma... Room was full of it.
Then it catched on fire.

Nobody surrvived.