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So, i feel personally that the amount of "suicide emotes" is rather low, and that we could use a few more funny ones. Post in here with suggestions for certain items to show when you suicide with them.
EXAMPLES:
Fire Extinguisher: "X puts the fire extinguisher's nozzle in their mouth and pulls the trigger!". This would gib you.
Fuel Tank: "X drinks from the fuel tank! Gross!".
Guns with bullets (Detective's gun, Riot Shotgun, etc.) should give an effect similar to that of the russian revolver.
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I'm appalled that gun suicides have been absent as long as they have. I've been saying we need them for the longest time.
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x digs his heart out with the spoon!
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Banana, unpeeled: Captain Condom slips and throws the banana in their eye!
Containers you can fit people in :Captain Condom bashes his head against the inside of the locker/scanner/sleeper/etc! Gnarly!
Circular saw: Captain Condom swings the circular saw around and cuts their own head off!
Defibs: Captain Condom defibrillates his tongue and heart at the same time! How shocking!
Suiciding over an exposed wire: Captain Condom licks the exposed wire! Electrifying!
Chips: Captain Condom gets his head caught in a bag and begins to suffocate!
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Suiciding with cargo teleporter - Quartermaster Transports his own chest cavity! Grizzly! (Causes massive brute/rad damage and removes heart and appendix, teleports heart and some gibs to whatever the destination was.
Suiciding with detective gun -X blows his own brains out!
Suiciding with laser - X pews his own brains out!
Suiciding with action figure - X swallows the toy and suffocates.
Suiciding with pen - X stabs himself in the eye with a pen! Oh my! (blindness and brute)
Suiciding with a fork - X Stabs his own eye out with a fork! (Blindness and brute)
Suiciding with teleport gun- X looked directly into the front end of the portal device! Oh my! (Bonus points for whoever gets it)
Suiciding with Meth Scientist suit on - X attempts to spoil the ending to Breaking Bad! Dear God! (autogib)
Suiciding with Bee costume - X Buzzes loudly! (Turns into space bee (Could be used as an extraordinarily inefficient exploit to produce space bees in theory))
Suiciding with Wizard outfit and staff- X Tries to cast a spell and fails!
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Isaacs Alter Ego Wrote:Banana, unpeeled: Captain Condom slips and throws the banana in their eye!
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Why has this not happened yet.
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There should be a suicide for dice that spoofs a dice roll, gives a message that the victim rolled a critical failure and makes him fall and break his neck or something.
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There is a suicide for dice already.
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YES YES I'VE BEEN ASKING FOR MORE SUICIDES FOREVER.
Also the detective's .38 needs a special suicide that has a big ass monologue.
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Suicide with a gold bar : "X angered Midas and turned to gold !" and make X become golden or some shit
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I was literally just about to post a thread on this. Damn you.
Chem Dispenser: X fills themselves with liquid plasma!
Reagent Heater/Cooler: X sticks their head into the heater and sets it to 1000 K!
Locker/Coffin/etc.: X locks themselves in the Y and suffocates!
Arcade Machine: X lost the game of life!
Concussive Gauntlets: X punches themselves out!
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When grabbing a clown.
x headbutts Clown Johnson until his own skull splits open.
Does minor damage to the clown, and covers it with blood.
x cooks his brain with the welder.
x somehow climbs into the beaker.
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Stun gloves: x grabs his tongue and shocks himself in the heart.
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Crumplehat Wrote:There is a suicide for dice already.
Is there one for the D20?
Anyway the D6 suicide is kinda lame.
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Character Name: Geoff Goldman
Syringe: Pubbie McScrubs just swallowed a Syringe, oh dear!
Near a toilet: Pubbie McScrubs gets his head stuck inside the toilet and drowned! Gross!
Wearing athletic shorts: Pubbie McScrubs tried doing a flip but failed and broke his neck!
By the ice cream machine: Pubbie McScrubs jumps into the ice cream machine and turned it on! This should make Pubbie McScrubs ice cream flavor.
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