Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Lavastage]

Jose Bould exclaims, "e h h f e h e h c k : ) - Bork Bork Bork!"
Jose Bould says, "e h h s h i i t : )"
Jose Bould takes a sip from Drinking Glass.
Jose Bould says, "ff e h e h c k i i ' m i i d v i r f : )"

[Tteckk]

WOPR [145.9] states, "Edgar Stalin hails from a long line of Janitors. We are glad to have him here."

[Dabir]

L-14 states, "Okay, see"
Man Jackson gasps.
Zoey Jorikov says, "there"
Zoey Jorikov says, "oh wait he did have saline"
L-14 states, "Now he has fucking 120u of saline in him"

[UrsulaMejor]

AngriestIBM tells a story about bee:
Spoiler!

[19:37:41] <AngriestIBM> Humblebee stands over the shaking form of heisenbee. he draws back for the final blow
[19:37:43] <AngriestIBM> then he realizes
[19:37:50] <AngriestIBM> the eyes of the whole hive on on him
[19:37:58] <AngriestIBM> the bees stare on
[19:38:16] <AngriestIBM> then a murmur starts, soon growing into a roar
[19:38:21] <AngriestIBM> "BEE HAS STUNG BEE"
[19:38:29] <AngriestIBM> "BEE HAS STUNG BEE"
[19:38:42] <AngriestIBM> "no! no!!" he draws back, but it is too late
[19:38:45] <AngriestIBM> the mob is upon him

[Lavastage]

Scotty [145.9] states, "Attention all crew : Please report to telescience to assist with bee cuddling."

[Dabir]

OOC: Yisaz: I'm still not really sure why the captain kidnapped me and sprayed me with chocolate

[Dabir]

Jackson Heinrich [145.9] says, "AI, STATE LAW 4."
Smart A.S.S. [145.9] states, "1. You may not injure a human being or cause one to come to harm."
Smart A.S.S. [145.9] states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings based on the station's chain of command, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."
Smart A.S.S. [145.9] states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
Smart A.S.S. [145.9] states, "4. There is no AI upload console in Telescience."
Charles Ludwig [145.9] asks, "AI is there an upload console in telescience?"
Smart A.S.S. [145.9] states, "no"

[Lavastage]

cluwne [145.9] says, "To honk is worth ambition."

[Weavel]

DEAD: Ghost (Andy Richards) laments, "I'm really sad I never got to ride that segway I found."
DEAD: Ghost (Andy Richards) wails, "It was behind a bush, I pulled it out, then some naked guy runs up, jumps on it and rides off."
DEAD: Ghost (Andy Richards) laments, "Story of my life."

[Haine]

OOC: Hapsburg Hip: clear cause and effect: because I rammed shitty bill with the miniput, space turned into lava and the server crashed.

[CaptainBravo]

almost forgot to post this

<@Naba> No, I don't wanna see fat nor sassy
<@Naba> No, I don't wanna large behind and
<@Naba> No, I don't wanna be rolled over and
<@Naba> No, I don't wanna be spherically inclined.
<@Naba> No, I don't want no bubs
<@Naba> A bubs is a guy that has his own gravity
<@Naba> Leaning on the continent side of a global ride
<@Naba> A one-man singularity

[Captain_Bravo]

That sounds a lot like the smooth, late-nineties stylings of the band THC.

[YJHGHTFH]

Marck Mierme [145.9] says, "so stay still or cary on I got only 1 shot left"
the wendigo howls!
Marck Mierme fires Old Hunting Rifle at the ice floor!
Marck Mierme [145.9] says, "ok I got no shot left"

[UrsulaMejor]

That sounds a lot like the smooth, late-nineties stylings of the band THC.

I think you mean TLC?

[Captain_Bravo]

It's a pot joke.