Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[hipBEE]

Kevin DuBrow says, "Jay Wolff died in a fire while attempting to give a lesson on fire safety."

[Readster]

Cyborg Delta-70 states, "oh jesus"
Peanut The Kidnapper says, "Sorry buddy"
Cyborg Delta-70 states, "i can't believe it"
Peanut The Kidnapper says, "Best I could do."
Cyborg Delta-70 states, "it turns out edison is a real jerk as a ghost too"

[Zadeon]

Dr. Swedlokim says, "OH CHRIST THE NAZIS ARE BOMBING US"

[Lavastage]

Central Protectorate Update

Shitty Bill Alert

"Hey, I ever tell you about the time this huge fuck-off drone kept staring at me?"

[Lavastage]

Central Protectorate Update

Shitty Bill Alert

"Hey, I ever tell you about the time this huge fuck-off drone kept staring at me?"

sorry for double post we need an edit button

Central Protectorate Update

Shit.

Battledrone Y-2 starts chasing Shitty Bill!#

[Lavastage]

sorry for a Triple post just merge my posts into one, where is the edit button again?!?!?!?!?

This is LLJK #2 [US]: Orbital Depository Twenty.
This looks kinda important. You can barely hear farting and honking coming from a speaker inside. Weird.

[CaptainBravo]

<MollyMillions> a guy in a fedora and utilikilt pulls up in a subcompact
<MollyMillions> steps out of the cart, he has a goatee
<MollyMillions> "Bitcoins for m'lady"
<AngriestIBM> China rejecting bitcoin is good for bitcoin because we all know china is bad so china not liking a thing is good
<AngriestIBM> everything is good for bitcoin
<MollyMillions> hes either fat or really skinny
<AngriestIBM> up up UP
<Broodlines> he is both fat and skinny at the same time
<MollyMillions> I just really want him to hold out a box of chocolates and i open it and its bitcoins
<AngriestIBM> shitty chocolates with the bitcoin symbol stamped on them
<AngriestIBM> they're 3d printed
<AngriestIBM> he used the printer for plastic without changing the tip so don't eat the chocolates btw

[Lavastage]

Damien Petrov [145.9] says, "Hey AI"
Accomodata [145.9] declares, "Hey!"
Damien Petrov [145.9] says, "Look at me for a second"
Accomodata [145.9] declares, "Looking!"
Accomodata [145.9] declares, "Woah, you vanished!"
Accomodata [145.9] states, "...right next to a furnace"
Accomodata [145.9] declares, "OH GOD NO!"

[BlackPhoenix]

Bob Ross says, "There's a happy little Strelka here."

[VictorMAngoStein]

<MollyMillions> a guy in a fedora and utilikilt pulls up in a subcompact
<MollyMillions> steps out of the cart, he has a goatee
<MollyMillions> "Bitcoins for m'lady"
<AngriestIBM> China rejecting bitcoin is good for bitcoin because we all know china is bad so china not liking a thing is good
<AngriestIBM> everything is good for bitcoin
<MollyMillions> hes either fat or really skinny
<AngriestIBM> up up UP
<Broodlines> he is both fat and skinny at the same time
<MollyMillions> I just really want him to hold out a box of chocolates and i open it and its bitcoins
<AngriestIBM> shitty chocolates with the bitcoin symbol stamped on them
<AngriestIBM> they're 3d printed
<AngriestIBM> he used the printer for plastic without changing the tip so don't eat the chocolates btw

You can't just leave that there without sharing the context with us

[UrsulaMejor]

Code:

<UrsulaMejor> hey guys, for a funny quote, try .q readster 3
<Twoflower> .q readster 3
<skybot> Twoflower: [3/3] 2013-10-30 <Readster> If you're reading this, Wire is probably about to boot you.
<Hokie> .q readster 3
<skybot> Hokie: [3/3] 2013-10-30 <Readster> If you're reading this, Wire is probably about to boot you.
<Twoflower> heh
<Hokie> FUCKING
<river_> .q drsingh
<skybot> river_: [3/5] 2013-12-02 <drsingh> fuck you skybot is shit die in a fire
* Wire has kicked Twoflower from #goonstation (Kicked.)
* Hokie has kicked Wire from #goonstation (NO)
* Wire has kicked Hokie from #goonstation (Kicked.)

[Captain_Bravo]

The best part is Hokie desperately trying to kick Wire before Wire can kick him.

[CaptainBravo]

<MollyMillions> a guy in a fedora and utilikilt pulls up in a subcompact
<MollyMillions> steps out of the cart, he has a goatee
<MollyMillions> "Bitcoins for m'lady"
<AngriestIBM> China rejecting bitcoin is good for bitcoin because we all know china is bad so china not liking a thing is good
<AngriestIBM> everything is good for bitcoin
<MollyMillions> hes either fat or really skinny
<AngriestIBM> up up UP
<Broodlines> he is both fat and skinny at the same time
<MollyMillions> I just really want him to hold out a box of chocolates and i open it and its bitcoins
<AngriestIBM> shitty chocolates with the bitcoin symbol stamped on them
<AngriestIBM> they're 3d printed
<AngriestIBM> he used the printer for plastic without changing the tip so don't eat the chocolates btw

You can't just leave that there without sharing the context with us

i brought up some guy on twitch bragging about bitcoin and how china was going to be less dependent on the dollar and how THAT meant the dollar would be ~FiNiShEd FoReVeR~ oh nooooooo

i think

[Readster]

Code:

<UrsulaMejor> hey guys, for a funny quote, try .q readster 3
<Twoflower> .q readster 3
<skybot> Twoflower: [3/3] 2013-10-30 <Readster> If you're reading this, Wire is probably about to boot you.
<Hokie> .q readster 3
<skybot> Hokie: [3/3] 2013-10-30 <Readster> If you're reading this, Wire is probably about to boot you.
<Twoflower> heh
<Hokie> FUCKING
<river_> .q drsingh
<skybot> river_: [3/5] 2013-12-02 <drsingh> fuck you skybot is shit die in a fire
* Wire has kicked Twoflower from #goonstation (Kicked.)
* Hokie has kicked Wire from #goonstation (NO)
* Wire has kicked Hokie from #goonstation (Kicked.)

Ahahaha. This might be the best thing I've ever created.

[VictorMAngoStein]

i brought up some guy on twitch bragging about bitcoin and how china was going to be less dependent on the dollar and how THAT meant the dollar would be ~FiNiShEd FoReVeR~ oh nooooooo

i think

What game was he playing?