Goonstation Monthly Contest!

[Wisecrack34]

This thread is bullying me, let me in byond ;-;

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My last notable round before the school tech nerds started bullying me with their restrictions, I still shouldn't be allowed near any form of engine

[BLooDHoG]

A productive shift results in a shell shocked janitor.

I remember that!
Someone hid a bible underneath the pile of glass that resulted from all the board jumping to the glass tables.
I think you can even see my toupee at the top left.

[MeWaka]

[The Gorog]

There is a nuke in here somewhere!

[Wisecrack34]

New pro strat: start a hellburn around the bomb and hope nobody makes it in time.

[Joksz]

[Studenterhue]

"an original screenshot of a recent (let's say within a year) round and an accompanying caption."

Remember the caption folks.

So, just to clear, a simple text caption like in The Gorog's case qualifies? It'd be kinda weird if it didn't.

[nalaiscool]

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Looks like someone put Erebite in the new Translator Implants.

[EricAlvin]

Pictured is me, submitting this screenshot. But if I'm submitting the screenshot in the picture, then how was the picture taken?

[Zamujasa]

Pictured is me, submitting this screenshot. But if I'm submitting the screenshot in the picture, then how was the picture taken?

Obligatory link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5drjr9PmTMA#t=1m27s

[pitaden]

Fun fact: Human-robot abominations can somehow ride skateboards
Funner fact: They can reach skate nirvana while riding said skateboards




And here's a video to accompany that screenshot!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jgMCxS5LRo

[Maven]

Sybil and Vivian experience a tour of the Syndicate Listening Post.

EDIT: Because it was requested:
As Sybil, I was informed by Vivian that a portal to the listening post had opened and that crew had wandered in where they ought not be. I accepted the task of going in with her to herd the crew back onto the station before we closed the portal.

What we found wasn't tourists. It was a death cult slaughterhouse.

We made it back. Barely.

[Flourish]

So, just to clear, a simple text caption like in The Gorog's case qualifies? It'd be kinda weird if it didn't.

Sorry for the late response! Yep!

[Bamhalazam]

Heyy- That's me!

[Lost Generation]

I know I misspelled monkeys in game, but I was rushed; there was a clown to mock!